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[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted but it is taken away along with your unicorn by the government for study of mythical creatures.

I wish they made more strategy games

[hops]

Granted. You get 9001 new chess variations.

I wish I don't suck at games I like.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Yay lots of chess, anyone for multiplayer 

Granted, but all games you like are recalled and stop producing ones you like.

I wish to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it's guarded by one pissed of leprechaun.

I wish for spooky scary skeletons.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, A horde of skeletons pour out of the ceiling above with bit of flesh hanging out of them and they then proceed to somehow eat you

I wish my Leprechaun left without the pot of gold

[Tawa]

Granted. He then acts in a horrible movie that you develop brain bleach for the specific reason of using it to forget the movie. You use too much bleach and are forced to be put in a day-care for the rest of your life.

I wish that whenever somebody in a movie took cyanide, they would say "Ooh look cyanide num num" and that I would also not be in one of these movies.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. There are now no movies involving cyanide, because Obama.

I wish I could get the MP to start a FRPG on BTG.

[Tawa]

Granted. You have the Massive Pig to start a Fat Runny Pig Gash on Big Fat Gashes.

I wish that I could somehow go as the Lord of the Flies for Halloween.

[hops]

Granted. You turn into a boar every halloween.

I wish I don't feel so lethargic.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Instead, you feel quite hyper. It really annoying, you can't sit down or focus on anything for more than a couple minutes.

I wish I was my avatar.

[RedWarrior0]

Congratulations. You are now a nonsentient "pile" of data.

I wish this thread would die and stop showing up in my unread replies.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. A new thread starts.

I wish there were two corrupt a wish threads, each more insane than the other.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. A genie comes along and decides to grant all our wishes. It ends poorly for us.

I wish for snuggly happy pangolins. Many snuggly happy pangolins.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you snuggle with the small armored mammals, bruising yourself all over from their keratinous scutes.

I wish for a cool hat.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, It's awesome the snipers love how good a target it makes and your hat is the last thing on your mind before you die.

I wish real life worked on a system of regenerating health but video games did not.