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[TD1]

Granted. Instead, it smashes you, though.

I wish that the above post didn't inspire me to set up a Dark One Cult for some unfathomable reason.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, my post however inspires you to become my apprentice.

I wish for leather armor.

[hops]

Granted. It's human leather.

I wish for anthromorphic humans.

[Karkov]

Anthropomorphism, or personification, is attribution of human form or other characteristics to anything other than a human being.

Granted, humans remain exactly the same, except slightly more insane than usual.

I wish I could keep myself focused enough to be a DM.

[~Neri]

Granted, as a side note, I'm the one keeping you focused, I'm sitting next to you.

I wish for all humans to have cat ears and cat tails.

[nomoetoe]

Granted.

I wish for legendary leatherworking skills.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but only from the tails of the cat-people.

I wish certain people would actually corrupt the wishes, even if they like them.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You got it from a fell mood right after you were talking with a close friend.
Granted.

I wish everyone had a fey mood at the same time.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, everyone ends up killing each other in a big fight for the materials they want.

I wish for humans to be made entirely out of leather.  :"D!

[Tawa]

Granted. Humans are now made of tanned hides. The tan was spray-tan, though, so everybody is orange now.

I wish I was an inkubus. That is completely different from an incubus.

[~Neri]

Granted, as leather can't be alive, everybody dies.

Granted, the only difference is you have tattoos, Otherwise you are exactly the same as an incubus.

I wish for anthropomorphic cats.

((Lyeos, when people don't do a direct corruption and just say "Granted." It means that it is corrupt if you look at the wish in a certain way.))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They turn regular people into scratching posts.

I wish for someone to simply say "Granted." in reply to this wish.

[nomoetoe]

"Granted" in reply to this wish.

I wish for an armory full of leather armor.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is your leather. From you.

And also from homeless kittens with big eyes.

I wish I could remove the legs of bootleggers and replace the legs with boots, all within the law.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you change their title to bootbooters. Honestly, nobody likes it, so they complain until it gets changed back.

I wish I didn't rub my eyes like a cat.