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[Tawa]

There is no such thing as a fee PS4.

I wish for a Seal Clubber servant and that nobody I know (including myself) is a seal.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Unfortunately your servant is blind and can't tell the difference.

I wish for suggestions in my RPG.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Several people suggest erotic things you could hypothetically do with a cactus.

I wish for drawing skills!

[Tawa]

Granted. You may draw the things suggested in worldmaster's RPG.

I wish I hadn't said that.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you didn't say it you wrote it.

I wish for someone to make sure I'm drinking in the right amount of fluids day and night.

[Tawa]

Granted. There is now a time frame between day and night called "texnt", and you binge on water during this period (in which they do not supervise you) and die.

I wish I could fit three packs of gum in my mouth, not choke on it, and live no matter what I do with this gum wad.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you drink the right amounts of a certain combination of unnamed fluids that will cause your organs to fail.

Granted, everyone else considers you a freak, and you're murdered in the middle of the night for being an abomination.

I wish things would get a little more actiony in Worldmaster27's RtD.

[~Neri]

Granted, you now are in a 24/7 D/s relationship, guess what fluids these are?

Granted, however you aren't allowed to eat gum ever.

Granted! The infected raid the house and kill everyone but Niru!

I wish for anthropomorphic wolves!.

[TD1]

Granted. They kill all anthropomorphic foxes.

I wish there to be a WoT D&D!

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's extremely linear as it follows the books exactly.

I wish for toast.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It will, tomorrow. (Or whenever everyone goes asleep and I can skip to the next day.)
Granted. It is incredibly unprofessional and half the lore is wrong.
Granted. You are now burned toast.

I wish to be able to survive on my own in the wilderness.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but you keep nearly drowning when they give you water when you're asleep. You are now perpetually underslept, and rapidly becoming hydrophobic.
Granted, the RtD turns into Summer Glau Kills Everyone: The RtD of the Video Game of the Movie of the Webcomic, and the game is promptly shut down due to copyright.
Granted, but the World of Tanks adaptation is too heavily focused on character stats so the tanks themselves become redundant.
Granted. Here's a piece of bread... *flamethrower* Sorry if it's a bit burnt.
Granted, but you can only do so when you have a shotgun available, and you don't have a shotgun.

I wish for my flowers to be healthy!

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Triffids.

I wish for people to be on the Bay12 Minecraft Server.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Random people hack into it and destroy everything.

I wish Ethereal would post a sane and reasonable action for my RtD.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but, actually, it's my suggestion. His action is go outside and get killed.

I wish that would happen.