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[Erils]

Granted. But the poster after me will.

I wish LeoLeonardoIII's wish

[Lenglon]

Granted (seriously, most all of these "don't corrupt my wish" or other wishes about the wishing system itself are self-corrupting. both of your wishes did nothing at all.)

I wish to grow ten year's worth, in good health.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But where will you hide your 10-year crop of quality marijuana?

I wish dry-cleaning didn't take so long.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. They get to keep it if you don't show up within 5 minutes. It still takes hours.


I wish for greater narrative-writing capabilities.

[Gentlefish]

All your narratives are now ☼narratives☼. However, they are also ‼narratives‼.

I wish I had the ascii code memorised.

[Erils]

Granted. You now have no room in your memory for anything else and forget your family, friends and life.

I wish that someone would suggest a good book for me to read.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. They recommend the objectively greatest book. You still think it's a terrible book.

I wish I had more hard drive space in my head.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. I lodge a hard-drive in your cranium.

I wish somehow Yahtzee would end up playing DF.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but he doesn't review it.

I wish to grow ten years older, in good health, such that I'm no longer just an embryo.

[Gentlefish]

Good job, you live in Siberia as a ten year old. Alone.

I wish I could make use of that hard drive.

[wer6]

Granted, However, you immdediatly do in your Mother, and promptly Explode out of her, LIke A xenomorph, which is kind of scary, since you are one, and now you are A huge Mother xeno c: BLARGH

Granted, however you get A virus, it burns your brain out

I wish for A cup to put my damned *generic soda here*

[Gentlefish]

you have a cup for you *generic soda here* brand acid.

I wish for Avast! Antivirus for my skull.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. A pirate removes the offending hardware with his unsterilized cutlass.

I wish for tea.

[Gentlefish]

You get a tee.

I wish for transhumanism.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. A bunch of people go around shoving magnets up their nose, screaming "WE ARE THE NEXT STEP"

I wish for more smileys on this forum.