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Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14175 on: November 08, 2013, 08:30:21 pm »

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« Reply #14176 on: November 09, 2013, 08:10:15 am »

Granted. You are now a subatomic particle incapable of thought but incapable of being destroyed.

I wish that I was able to build a robot to do my work for me.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14177 on: November 09, 2013, 11:30:56 am »

Granted, you have the parts all gathered before you, completely unassembled and unprogrammed. Too bad you don't have the skills and time to actually build it.

I wish my pet fox were here with me.
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« Reply #14178 on: November 09, 2013, 01:04:37 pm »

Granted.  Your pet fox is with you, but unfortunately your definition of 'here' is nonexistant.  Oh well.  Turns out you're stuck in the abyss from dark souls, with no-one for company but Manus, the four kings, and Kaathe.  I hope your Fox is as good at fighting as Sif!

I wish Artorias had succeeded in his mission.

((Good luck anyone who hasn't played the game.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14179 on: November 09, 2013, 01:34:17 pm »

Granted, but you have to fight him AND Ornstein and Smough at the same time.

Granted, you have the parts all gathered before you, completely unassembled and unprogrammed. Too bad you don't have the skills and time to actually build it.

He wished explicitly to be able to build it...

I wish for more surprise cameos in Korra.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14180 on: November 09, 2013, 03:43:36 pm »

Because the cameos have to be 'in' Korra, it turns into a very different series, and the plot suffers...

I wish to know every story.
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Helgoland

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14181 on: November 09, 2013, 03:54:06 pm »

Granted. You now know every story, but can no longer distinguish between the true and false ones, essentially rendering you incapable of perceiving reality.

I wish for a worldwide government.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14182 on: November 09, 2013, 07:21:27 pm »

Granted. Welcome to 1985.

I wish I were a sapient subatomic particle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14183 on: November 09, 2013, 09:09:43 pm »

Granted, you are promtly Hit by A hydrogen atom, Dieing horribly.

I wish for A atom.
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Helgoland

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14184 on: November 10, 2013, 08:31:52 pm »

Granted, there now exists exactly one atom in the whole university, pretty much breaking reality.

I wish there was no need to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14185 on: November 10, 2013, 10:36:29 pm »

Granted, but instead you have to do mundane repetitive tasks instead.

I wish without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14186 on: November 10, 2013, 10:44:05 pm »

Tl;dr.
I wish that I was better at coming up with wishes.

Edit: That awkward moment when you mistake the 'Insert Hyperlink' button for the 'Insert Image' button.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2013, 11:03:55 pm by My Name is Immaterial »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14187 on: November 10, 2013, 11:01:26 pm »

Tl;dr.
...So to celebrate a perfectly non-offensive winter holiday, we get horrifying clowns?

On topic: Granted, but you can't post any more wishes.

I wish my headset wasn't falling apart.
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Helgoland

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14188 on: November 11, 2013, 05:27:03 am »

Granted, but it snaps your skull - in twain.

I wish I'd get more sleep.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14189 on: November 11, 2013, 06:28:38 am »

Granted. You are in a coma now so you get a lot of sleep.

I wish that my air-conditioning worked.
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