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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14190 on: November 11, 2013, 07:58:32 am »
It spends all day delivery mail, works night-shifts at a convenience store, and spend the rest of the time sleeping...

I wish for profanity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14191 on: November 11, 2013, 11:20:32 am »
Granted, however its so profrane that even the devil whould blush, and it promptly makes your ears bleed.

I wish for polite.
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Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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« Reply #14192 on: November 11, 2013, 11:26:17 am »
Granted. Have Polite, (Poe-LEE-tay) a giant monster made out of vomit.

I wish for .
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14193 on: November 11, 2013, 11:48:57 am »
You get a , .

I wish for dog.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14194 on: November 11, 2013, 02:01:24 pm »
Granted, but then he heres Masters voice and becomes God, he then punches you to death for letting Dog out of his cage.

 I wish for A Fallout New Vagas on my PC, with all the DLC's.
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Quote from: shadenight123 on August 25, 2013, 05:01:40 pm
Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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« Reply #14195 on: November 11, 2013, 08:40:43 pm »
Granted. It is pirated. Turns out it was also a sting, set up by the Internet police to catch people pirating games.

Wer6 is sentenced TO DEATH!

I wish I could punch trees like the Minecraft guy.
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« Reply #14196 on: November 11, 2013, 08:59:46 pm »
Granted. It falls over and crushes your dirt house.

I wish for a longer holiday.
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« Reply #14197 on: November 11, 2013, 09:15:56 pm »
Granted. It is now Veterans Day. Forever.

I wish for a soft sponge.
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« Reply #14198 on: November 11, 2013, 09:40:14 pm »
Granted, you get A !!soft Large sponge zombie!! it charges at you with considerable force and kills you.

I wish for an Irony gun
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Quote from: shadenight123 on August 25, 2013, 05:01:40 pm
Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14199 on: November 11, 2013, 10:25:14 pm »
you receive a gun that fires a high pressure blast of steam that is just enough to remove wrinkles from your target's suit without actually harming them...What you asked for an Ironing Gun right?

I wish to know which witch is which?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14200 on: November 11, 2013, 11:47:55 pm »
That one, the one turning you into a toad.

I wish for a new spider, my old one died :(
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« Reply #14201 on: November 12, 2013, 01:19:55 am »
You get a new spider. It dies too.

Sorry for your losses  :(

I wish that I had a pet cat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14202 on: November 12, 2013, 02:24:40 am »
Granted, you're my pet cat.

I wish IronTomato was my pet cat again.
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« Reply #14203 on: November 12, 2013, 06:46:35 am »
Granted. He hates you for turning him into a !!cat!! and claws your eyes out.

I wish that I knew where your avatar was from.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14204 on: November 12, 2013, 08:12:33 am »
Granted. You can't see it anymore, because you're on a CrapPad like me.

I wish I wasn't such a violent cat.
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