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[WillowLuman]

Granted. You bought it in exchange for 1 portal gun.

I wish for ALL THE POWAR

[Projeck37]

Granted.
Having all this power makes you explode and all the power is lost.
I wish for a non-corruptible wish.

[SOLDIER First]

thisthread.exe has stopped working.
Rebooting...
Latest wish data lost.
Replicate?
>y
Replicating...

Granted.
Having all this power makes you explode and all the power is lost.
I wish for a corruptible wish.

Granted.
It is corrupted.
I wish for bacon.

[WillowLuman]

ninja'd

Granted, but first you must make a non-wishable corruption
Granted, it's Human bacon

I wish my cat would stop tearing my flesh while I'm trying to sleep.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
It gouges out your ears instead.
I wish I had two cats.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They immediately make 8 more.

I wish I had my ears back.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
You sacrific your flesh to get it back.
I wish I gave away eight cats, and had two female kittens left.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. People do horrible things to the 2 adults and 6 kittens you abandoned.

I wish for this to become a big-budget summer blockbuster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj7LvAyq9Kk

[SOLDIER First]

Granted, but they fix all the errors.
I wish they unfix them.

[WillowLuman]

(Seriously the best fanfic written by a 6-year-old ever)

Granted, but the price of admission goes waaaay up

I wish to have enough money to see that movie regardless.

[wer6]

Granted, however right before the movie, your eyes get stolen by the devil, who also stole the holey grill.

I wish for the holy grill.

[WillowLuman]

You get the "Golbet of Fires", as it is the same thing.

I wish for something incredible.

[wer6]

Yuo Geeet e incradible qualrity actve bumb.

I weesh fr mh spollin tu gt brtter

[WillowLuman]

Granted you but grammar get's more worse.

I wish for someone to do a dramatic reading of every thread in the Hall of Legends.

[wer6]

Granted, However, It is not recorded and is  lost in the bay12 threads of yore

I wish for A pet HugoLuman.