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[Ddynamo]

Granted. Crabs no longer exist.

I wish I had control over the Heavens.

Granted, you have control over the heavens, but live in hell

I wish I had control over heaven and hell

[flame99]

Granted, but you're stuck in limbo.

I wish I had a third USB port.

[wer6]

Granted, but USB is rendered useless, since USC is much better

I wish for Demen hitlers murderers to roam the earth, eating the enbeleivers and narsie.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. They eat you too.
I wish objects falling onto minecarts from above go into the minecart's inventory if they land on it at the right time.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but this requires a Dwarf in the cart to "catch" the item and have it embedded in his flesh.

I wish for the end to come via Daleks and not zombies, because zombies are so boring.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
It involves zombie daleks.

[flame99]

Granted. You ARE the mecha shark who is the bringer of Ben times, and heralds the descending of the Anti-Armok.

I wish there was a doctor who episode featuring Zombie Daleks.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
The Doctor is zombified and the series ends.
I wish both Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go! were on television.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. The voice acting is terrible, the writing is terrible, the animation is terrible, and the jokes burn your ears.

I wish it would rain. And that I did not get wet. I wish that I never get wet in the rain.

[Playergamer]

Granted. The townsfolk believe you are a witch who cast a spell on yourself, and burn you.

I wish for all the precious metals I could ever want.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
Playergamer has been hit by an object!
Playergamer has been struck down.
I wish I had a pet wolf.

[Ultimuh]

I wish I had a pet wolf.

Granted.
It is angry, has rabies and both of you are locked in a tiny room.

I wish for this game to be made.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
You het sucked inside and DIE.
I wish I had another pet wolf that didn't have rabies.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You sacrifice your life to save it from the corruption of the Abyss.

I wish for a fun RP

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
However, it is soon overrun with asshats who spout out bull such as 'Urist McOverpowered has no pane risepters and so he cant faint frum pane or wutevr'.
I wish for a RP that does not have this happen to it.