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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1275201 times)

mcclay

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10080 on: February 05, 2012, 12:40:00 pm »
Granted, you are soon eyeballs deep in pie and it is getting hard to breathe.

I wish my closet was a portal to the realm of awesome.
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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10081 on: February 05, 2012, 01:04:45 pm »
The closet is locked.

I wish that the magical highlighter pen understood my ways.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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mcclay

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10082 on: February 05, 2012, 01:18:25 pm »
It understands you so well that it takes oer your life and hides you in closet.

I wish my closet/portal to the realm of awesome was unlocked.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10083 on: February 05, 2012, 01:22:22 pm »
Granted, it is now unlocked for 1/2 second every 75 years.


I wish I had more success in the games I play.
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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10084 on: February 05, 2012, 02:23:51 pm »
Granted, you don't play games.

I wish that games would not post jump to.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
[(√[1]/∞)+3!+|Chicken|] / [100^(1/2)]

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10085 on: February 05, 2012, 08:10:34 pm »
Granted they no longer post jump to.  However since that sentence has no meaning the wish is interpreted in a generic way and somebody steals your chicken.

I wish that the thief didn't steal my sword on Zork.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10086 on: February 05, 2012, 08:17:24 pm »
Granted. it was lodged between your lungs and your sphincter.

I wish that terkiey made more intelligible wishes.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10087 on: February 05, 2012, 08:28:03 pm »
Granted. Now it's like terkiey is always inside your mind, just waiting to reply. It haunts you.

I wish that I could draw faster.
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zomara0292

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10088 on: February 05, 2012, 08:29:36 pm »
Granted, Now you draw so fast that you burn holes in time and space. You cant help it. Oh well, miniture black holes are !!FUN!!.

i wish a wish that was my wish.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10089 on: February 05, 2012, 08:35:00 pm »
Granted, you draw so quickly that you break the reality barrier and open up a portal into Shabbalash, the angel kills you because you are obviously not the chosen one, who is currently encased in salt. 
NINJA!!! NINJA!!!
Granted, your wish is as wish that you wished for a wish to be granted by Yog Soggoth.  It is.  Kinda.  In letter, not in spirit.  You go insane.

I wish that I had put a little more Sprite into my Dr. Pepper based soda mix.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10090 on: February 05, 2012, 10:03:27 pm »
Granted. Your life is no better for it.

I don't wish.
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zomara0292

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10091 on: February 05, 2012, 10:18:37 pm »
Not granted. You are now forced to make a wish.
I wish he made a forced wish.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10092 on: February 05, 2012, 11:10:24 pm »
OK, I feel somehow compelled to do it now. Odd.

I wish I had a very very slightly bigger right ear.
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terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10093 on: February 06, 2012, 12:29:23 pm »
Granted, but everything else gets bigger in proportion slightly, making it look as if it is still the same size.

I wish I had moar CHIKKEN.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
Quote from: Flandre on January 29, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
[(√[1]/∞)+3!+|Chicken|] / [100^(1/2)]

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10094 on: February 06, 2012, 01:22:04 pm »
Granted, the chicken is from a chicken deity's left leg.  He is not happy.

I wish that I had some delicious Dominoe's pizza.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.
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