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[Argonnek]

Granted, but the delivery guy got stuck in traffic and charges you full price for a cold pizza.

I wish I could wield the mighty power of the Thu'um!

[HailFire]

You lose your voice after the first shout.

I wish for the next post.

[zomara0292]

Granted, but It was given to me.
I wish to be able to count to infinity without dieing in the process.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted you are now immortal and incapable of doing anything other than sitting there eternally counting to infinity.  It takes FOREVER.

I wish that I was a noble lording over my pitiful plebeian population.

[Narushima]

Granted, but, uh oh ! REVOLUTION ! Your head does not stay on your shoulders for very long.

I wish to fully understand at once all of life's mysteries, including the origin of this universe and all the others that may exist, and to immediately become mad because I can't take it and the commit suicide because all the knowledge is killing me. And for nobody to ever know about it.
Corrupt that !

[Flying Dice]

Granted. Among that knowledge was an involuntary, subconscious trick to prevent physical death. You repeatedly attempt suicide, eventually reducing yourself to a few shreds of sentient meat floating in deep space. You remain there until the end of time.




I wish American politics weren't so insanely absurd.

[Narushima]

[...]reducing yourself to a few shreds of sentient meat floating in deep space. You remain there until the end of time.

That sounds nice, actually.

[Flying Dice]

[...]reducing yourself to a few shreds of sentient meat floating in deep space. You remain there until the end of time.

That sounds nice, actually.

Maybe I forgot to mention that you still feel pain. More specifically, you feel all of the pain associated with your attempted suicides for all of time. Fortunately, it will be so agonizing that it will reverse the polarity of your insanity, and you will be sane again.

[zomara0292]

Granted. Americans all agree in one breath, 'Dump all the politics in a fire'. So they do. All the books, and the politicians. They do it all in New York, around the grounds of the white house. Some the people present say something strange, though. Then the children smile with malicious glee. Fire burns blue, and horror fills your mind. You were caught in the summoning of The Tall Man.

I wish my teacher was more organized.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Your teacher has been abducted, probed and mutated into a monster with more miscellaneous organs, such as the repulsive organ, which sends people away due to stench, and the attractor, which does the opposite thing the repulsive organ does.

Your teacher also looks very disfigured and disgusting, and you faint upon laying eyes on "it".

[...]

[zomara0292]

Granted. Your teacher has been abducted, probed and mutated into a monster with more miscellaneous organs, such as the repulsive organ, which sends people away due to stench, and the attractor, which does the opposite thing the repulsive organ does.

Your teacher also looks very disfigured and disgusting, and you faint upon laying eyes on "it".

[...]

You just described him now.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Your teacher has been abducted, probed and mutated into a monster with more miscellaneous organs, such as the repulsive organ, which sends people away due to stench, and the attractor, which does the opposite thing the repulsive organ does.

Your teacher also looks very disfigured and disgusting, and you faint upon laying eyes on "it".

[...]

You just described him now.

Oh wait, does that mean I didn't corrupt your wish? FFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[Valid_Dark]

wish granted, you've now had made a wish for me to corrupt, but it was such a stupid wish that everyone made fun of you for wishing for it.


I wish I could focus on studying instead of being on these forums.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You muster enough strength to avoid Bay12forums until you can study enough. Sadly, I also show you a TVTropes, and you spend the rest of your time looking at the archives.

I wish for a large sign labelled [REDACTED].

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, however something happens to it involving the Tall Man, magma, and french rebels that destroys it and decapitates you.

I wish I was holding a fleck of blunt, microorganism-free, dirt.