Year 1
Urdim Splatterpick becomes Queen of The Crypts of Glory
Castle Fatherwork is founded
Morul Windseal becomes the King of The Lush Fortification
Castle Valleynet is founded
The Hillock of Tradesensed is founded
Year 2
The Hillock of Inkscorched is founded
The Hillock of Fondledmines is founded
Bembul Staffchasm is raised to the royalty as Baron of Castle Valleynet
Year 3
The Hillock of Bentshot is founded
A dwarf named Deduk Cutbanner is abducted from Castle Valleynet by goblins
A fearsome "Starved Monster" attacked Castle Valleynet. It encountered Queen Splatterpick and was so strong she had to flee the fight along with two of her retainers. Baron Staffchasm wasn't so lucky: The starved monster captured him and left Valleynet carrying her unwilling prize.
Year 4
The Hillock of Tomesdell is founded
Year 6-10
Nothing noteworthy happened in the Dwarven Realms
Year 11
The Hillock of Gildpears is founded
Year 12-15
Nothing noteworthy happened in the Dwarven Realms
Year 16
Castle Staffclearings is founded
A Forgotten Beast named "Stosbub Witchsea" attacked Staffclearings, routed its defenders and destroyed the new fortress
Year 17
The Hillock of Scorchinglabor is founded
"The Crazy Conflict" began between The goblins of The Parched Seduction and the Dwarves of The Crypts of Glory:
The first and only battle of the dispute, "The Squeezing Attack", saw 43 goblins, trolls and cave crawlers led by an elephant fiend named Cequova Frostyclash meet 48 dwarves and their warmounts (5 elk birds and 5 rutherers) led by Led Claspclosed. The highlight of the battle was goblin named Arstruk Masteredcurse who lost to the dwarven hero Urist Tradewinter in single combat and the terrible charge of the trolls and the elephant fiend, who claimed the lives of 8 of the defenders before being turned aside. After taking 15 losses, The Parched seduction retreated, leaving 34 of the defenders slain upon the field.
Later that year, The Parched Seduction was offered strict terms of peace from The Crypts of Glory, which they were forced to accept.
Year 18-19
Nothing noteworthy happened in the Dwarven Realms
Year 20
The Hillock of Fightwheeled is founded
The Hillock of Taxedpaints is founded
The Saint Clanhome of Hammercrown is founded :
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148224.msg6035613#msg6035613 The Hillock of Washedrough is founded
The Hillock of Stonecanyon is founded
The Hillock of Raggorge is founded
The Hillock of Shimmerwires is founded
Year 21
"The War of Hatchets" began between the goblins of The Stirred Thief and the dwarves of The Lush Fortification:
The first battle, "The Scorching Assault", 21 goblins attacked Castle Valleynet, but quickly retreat when their war-leader was slain.
The second battle, "The Siege of Horns", 13 goblins attacked Castle Valleynet, but also quickly retreated when their war-leader was slain, this was a distraction however, for Castle Valleynet was soon after conquered by the Goblins of The Stirred Thief led by Neba Messbound AKA: "The Defective Tool" and all 14 dwarven defenders were slain. "The Defective Tool" appointed himself governor of Castle Valleynet and named his new government "The Weak Plague".
Endok Peacefulbronze is crowned King of The Lush Fortification, beginning a new dynasty. His seat of power is the Hillock of Bentshot.
Year 22
The Stonecleaver Clanhome of Cagearmors is founded
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148224.msg6058522#msg6058522Year 23
Nothing noteworthy happened in the Dwarven Realms
Year 24
The Goodbrews Clanhome of The Windy Tower of Drinking is founded
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148224.msg6060508#msg6060508 A kobold hero named Klocholin Whipcloses, (AKA:"The Brazen Luster of Walks"), attempted to gain entry to Cagearmors and was slain, but only after the defenders lost 13 of their number. Rumors of a cave fishman accomplice who was also slain have been making the rounds, however.
Year 25
Nothing noteworthy happened in the Dwarven Realms
Year 26
The Wrathwell Clanhome of The Pit of Spite is founded
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148224.msg6091121#msg6091121 A part of "The War of Hatchets": In a battle named "The Angry Assaults", the goblins of The Stirred Thief set their sights on The Windy Tower of Drinking. 32 goblins attacked the Winehammers, but retreated once their war-leader was slain, with the defenders suffering no losses. Once again, the 31 remaining goblins attempted to crush The Tower, this time led by a dwarf named Kumil Stakeshaft, but to no avail. His "Angry Onslaught" turned once more into a hasty retreat once Stakeshaft was slain. A third time the goblins attacked 32 strong, this time slaying a single defender before their war leader was slain and they retreated in hasty disorder once more.
Year 27
The attacks on The Windy Tower continue: 31 goblins attacked once more, but in a battle called "The Siege of Craziness", they were once more turned aside once their newest war leader was slain and once more the remaining 30 goblins retreated.
About 20 dwarves (some of them Clan members) chose to emigrate to The Pit of Spite rather than risk being over-run by a goblin invasion.
Later that autumn, 31 goblins attacked the Tower once again, but the defenders were unfazed and removed their war leader without incurring any losses of their own. The remaining 30 goblins attacked The Tower a second time, but with the same result as before: the defenders lost no one and the goblin mob lost a war-leader. The 30 renewed their attack but were rebuffed once more, losing another war-leader.
The "War of Clouting" began between the goblins of The Stirred Thief and the dwarves of The Crypts of Glory.
In "The Siege of Savages", 20 goblins attacked the lone defender of the Bentshot hillocks, Bim Oilycharms (AKA: The Oche Fur of Marking). Bim struck down their war leader and the rest quickly retreated. Once again the goblins attacked Bentshot, this time 10 strong in "The Onslaught of Scorpions", but once again Bim slew their war leader and the remaining nine retreated. Later that summer, 8 goblins attacked Bentshot once again and once more they retreated minus a war leader. A fourth time, a mob of 8 goblins attacked Bentshot and again, they retreated 7 strong. For the fifth time, Bentshot was attacked, this time by a mob of 6 goblins, but once again they retreated after losing their war leader to Bim's deadly blade. For the sixth time, a mob of 8 goblins came again to Bentshot and once again 7 retreated in bloody disarray. A seventh assault by six desperate goblins resulted in five retreating. After being bolstered by three more goblins, they attacked for the eighth time, but Bim stood fast and it was seven who retreated. The Oche Fur of Marking remained undefeated.
"The Conflict of Quakes" began between the goblins of The Parched Seduction and the dwarves of The Crypts of Glory.
The first battle, "The Scabrous Assault", pitted 20 goblins against the four defenders of the the Fondledmines hillocks. The goblin's war leader was slain and the other 19 quickly retreated. The defenders suffered no casualties. A second time, the goblins attacked, this time 17 strong, but the four quickly slew their war leader and predictably, the rest fled. For a third time, the goblins attacked in a mob of 17, but the four defenders once more slew the war-leader and the remaining goblins fled in terror. Once a new war leader was chosen, the 16 goblins attacked once more, but the new war-leader proved as effective as the old one and 15 goblins fled into the wilderness. A new goblin joined the defeated rabble, this one named Duslud Balancejewels and it was what the other 15 needed, for Duslud succeeded where so many others had failed and slew the four defenders of the Fondledmines hillocks, conquering it and taking it as his own. He placed himself as governor of the place, calling his new government "The Evil of Depths".
Strangerdanger the Crazy Bad Trap-Traps of Trapping founded Pricedtraps, the Clanhome of Itsatrap!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148224.msg6112141#msg6112141Year 28
Having been winnowed own to only a half-dozen hardened goblin warriors, these six attack Bentshot Hillocks with the first thaw of Spring and The Ochre Fur of Marking was finally bested. Afithi Brownpapers slew him on the field of battle but still did not have enough to fully conquer Bentshot, extracting tribute from the undefended residents instead.
Thirty goblins also attacked The Wrathwell Clanhome in a "Brutal Assault", slaying nine of its defenders before its war-leader, Zicab Plainflicker AKA: "The Safe Arm" could be slain by Father Goodbrews Colorrims, sending the other twenty-nine in retreat. Among those slain were Wrathwell Dyeanguish and Ringo Murderpaddles. Again the twenty nine goblins attacked, slaying only a cat before their war leader was put down by Father Goodbrews Colorrims, send the other 28 fleeing. For a third time, 29 goblins attacked, slaying a turkey hen before an angered alpaca removed their war leader from the field and life with a swift kick to the head. For a fourth time, the remaining goblins rallied under an impassioned goblin named Astol Watchfulrouted, AKA: "The Euphoric Modesty". Giggling madly, this maddened creature led the assault that finally broke through. The twenty-five dwarves, their pets and their livestock were all put to the sword. The Tunnels of Despair were aptly named, for those who had fled there to escape a goblin invasion became instead victims of the very same.
Among those recorded as slain were:
Father Goodbrews Colorrims
Wrathwell Callfences
Goodbrews Oilgulfs
Father Goodbrews Bellsmirrored
Father Goodbrews Seigedoil
Wrathwell Tongsdabbles
Goodbrews Phraseceilings
Wrathwell Squashedpillar
Goodbrews Virtuegems
Murderpaddled Crazedmined
Murderpaddled Boulderslip
Wrathwell Knotmetals
Father Goodbrews Tundramined
I'm sure those clan-members who survive will mourn their fallen comrades and eventually build monuments to their sacrifice. Madly giggling still, 'The Euphoric Modesty' was appointed the new governor of The Tunnel of Despair, calling his new rule "The Torments of Trammeling".
Having finally tamed Bentshot Hillock, the six goblins turned their bloody gaze to The Windy Tower of Drinking. Approaching on the sly, they were able to sneak past the watch-animals and play merry murder with 26 of the 53 creatures who lived there before the war-leader, one Ringgrains, AKA: "The Galley of Priests" was beheaded by Mofol Craftedchannel. Among the slain were: Mother Goodbrews Yorebooks and Father Goodbrews Shipspike. Rallying behind one of the remaining five, the goblins attacked once more, but this time the survivors were ready and the war-leader was slain with no losses from the defenders. Once again the "Fell Four" assaulted the Tower and once more retreated minus one. Those three attacked yet again, slaying two defenders before being repulsed, a pair of bloody greenskins fleeing into the night. The Tower remains. Just barely.
Year 29
Two goblins attacked The Tower, striving with all their might to overthrow the dwarves, but one fled into the night and the defenders were unscathed. Biding his time, the last goblin found a moment when a dwarf strayed too near his hiding place and sprang out in ambush with a shriek. That dwarf paid with her life and the goblin was able to slay a sow and a turkey hen before being slain himself by the onrushing soldiers.
At Hammercrown, Metalsmith Lanternvessel (The wife of Saint Relievedsteel) created a masterful steel spear: one that would soon change the fabric of history.
'Legendary Armorsmith' Lancertrench added his touches to history by creating a masterful set of steel armor: mail shirt, breastplate, greaves, gauntlets, high boots, helm and a shield. All garb for the Saint Forii's champion. The armor was then decorated by Metalcrafter Helmssaint with masterful designs in bronze and zinc - that The Saint of Wrath should be recognised at once and feared. 10 dwarves emigrate from Cagearmors to Hammercrown, convinced to defect by Saint Cityghost and Saint Boltssecrets who had been visiting there. Six of them enter the "Swordsdwarf" program while the others find thier employment elsewhere in the Saint society.
Year 30:
At Hammercrown, the dwarves of the Swordsdwarf program were outfitted with masterful swords, high boots and mail shirts, all in steel, and masterful wooden shields. A few even received steel gauntlets. The Saint Clan then was blessed by the arrival of their Forii's champion: The Saint of Wrath. Outfitting himself with the armor and spear created for him, he saluted the Saint Clan with his spear before setting his merciless sights on The Tower.
The Saint of Wrath's visit to The Tower was both brutal and thorough. When he departed, eleven had been slain and only three dwaves remained. On his heels came a horde of Trolls pursuing a single elven caravan. Surely they'd finish those few who had managed to hide from his terrible spear. Next, The Saint of Wrath turned his bloody gaze to the oh so appropriately named Tunnel of Despair. There he set about extinguishing the lives of all who lived there with single-minded efficiency. Among those recorded as slain were many believed to have been among the slain when the goblins conquered The Tunnel of Despair back in 28. Instead, they met their ends at the point of a dwarven steel spear.
Wrathwell Tongsdabbles
Wrathwell Squashedpillar
Wrathwell Dyeanguish
Wrathwell Knotmetals
Wrathwell Callfences
Father Goodbrews Seigedoil
Father Goodbrews Colorrims
Goodbrews Phraseceilings
Father Goodbrews Bellsmirrored
Goodbrews Oilgulfs
Goodbrews Virtuegems
Ringo Murderpaddles Lashconvent
Murderpaddles Crazedmined
...The infant Murderpaddles Boulderslipped is presumed dead, although its body has yet to be accounted for.
After wreaking disaster at two of the five Clanhomes, the Saint of Wrath returned home to brood upon his further plans and be celebrated by his Forii's disciples.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148224.msg6156670#msg6156670A human huntress named Onec Willfulsweltered also decided to visit Hammercrown on her tour of dwarven halls.
The Windy Tower of Drinking:
A human mercenary named Ona Worldclean visited The Tower, but on her heels came an eyeless dusk troll with black, cracked skin and three long hanging tails named Aspad Burialtunnel, who proceeded to slay a bull, a boar and two dwarves before disappearing back into the wilds, following the human woman's spoor. Unfortunately, this was to be an ill omen, for soon after came the Saint butcher Mosus Goldbells the so called "Saint of Wrath". This steel-clad monster came boldly to the Tower and methodically slew all who had survived the past few years of goblin attacks, the dusk troll and everything else that attempted to wipe the Goodbrew legacy from the world. Fourteen fell to his spear and none are known to be alive.
Then the elves came and with them, the trolls.
A howling mob of 62 trolls from The Stirred Thief, led by the a massive brute named Rima Elderwalked "The Past Valley" assaulted The Tower. The dwarves at the Tower were would have been fortunate to have been hosting the elven caravan at the time, for while they would have huddled inside their bloodstained keep, the trolls and elves could have had it out. The trolls slew five yaks, a sow, a cavy boar "Urdim Numbersilver" and three elves before a maddened yak cow trampled "The Past Valley" into the bloody muck, and the mob withdrew to find a new chief. Against all odds and thanks to the three slain elven merchants from the Wind of Cleaning and their herd of yaks, The Tower remained unconquered. However, without anyone but the ghosts of the slain to inhabit it, this would probably not be so for long.
25 more dwarves emigrate to Hammercrown from Cagearmors, among them are Stonecleaver Channelsecrets and Aegus Lenslucky
In Pricetraps, Itsatrap?! Cityclaps was appointed 'Hammerer' of Pricedtraps