EXODIA OBLITERATE!
[0] GODDAMN WEABOOS IN MY THREAD
YOU STILL UNCONSCIOUS
Make a Pisa base from the flower and some weather. Look out the window for any May-toes in the garden.
[2]
Item Gained: Pile of Water With Flour Mixed In!GM NOT SURE WTF A "MAY-TOE" IS... MAYBE YOU USING VOICE-TO-TEXT AND SAID TOMATO? I DUNNO THAT'LL DO
[2] YOU CANNOT SEE ANY FROM THE WINDOW *SAD FACE*
THERE IS A LOUD KNOCK AT THE FRONT DOOR
EAT NUNZILLOR BACK
[5] YOU KICK CRAZY MAN OFF YOU AND EAT HIM MOST VIGOROUSLY (AND GRUESOMELY)
WELL, UNTIL YOU FULL, ANYWAY. NOT WANT TO GET BLOATED. NOT EXACTLY FINE DINING BUT OH WELL
State Gained: Full! (Also covered in blood...)watch cameras paranoidly incase of pizza mascots showing up
IS THIS A REFERENCE?...
[4] YOU DO REAL GOOD JOB OF WATCHING CAMERAS. AIN'T NOTHING GETTING PAST YOU IF THEY DO SHOW UP. NOPE.
SOME DEMONIC-LOOKING FELLA SHOWS UP OUT FRONT IN A PANEL VAN AND APPROACHES FRONT DOOR HOLDING A PIZZA, BUT NO MASCOTS THAT YOU RECOGNIZE.
Horakty, go!
WHAT'D I TELL YOU
GODDAMN WEABOOS
YOU COLLAPSE FROM HUNGER
Item Lost: Consciousness! LUCKLELY, THE ENTIRE SPLINTER HIVE FLEET ALSO IS DISCONNECTED. OH WELL, ORDER THE FLEET TO START DEVOURING THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.
...BUT IF ENTIRE FLEET IS DISCONNECTED FROM HIVE MIND
HOW YOU GOING TO ORDER THEM AROUND? DAMN YOU FEELING PRETTY HUNGRY
[4] YOU CALL UP YOUR FRIEND ACHMED, HE PROMISES TO START EATING THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE WHEN HE GETS A CHANCE
THERE IS KNOCK AT DOOR AS HE HANGS UP
Enjoy a slice of Jesus Pizza
[3] YOU MANAGE TO EAT A BIT... IS A BIT HARD TO CHEW THE CRUCIFIXES AND STUFF, SO YOU AVOID THEM AND JUST EAT THE SLIGHTLY- SOGGY DOUGH. IS EDIBLE AT LEAST. MORE OR LESS.
THERE IS A LOUD, STRANGE-SOUNDING KNOCK AT FRONT DOOR
1 Pizza Point Gained!"I would like a large Margherita delivered to Pizza Drive 666, my telephone number is 123 1984. Oh, and I would like a large Pepsi to come with it."
[6] "YES SIR, YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE SHORTLY."
...WAIT WHAT? THEY FELL FOR THAT?
YOU CHUCKLE TO YOURSELF FOR A WHILE OVER YOUR EXCEEDINGLY-CLEVER PRANK
SUDDENLY THERE IS LOUD, OMINOUS KNOCK AT FRONT DOOR
"HEY GUYS WHY DON'T WE JUST ROB A PIZZERIA!"
[4] YOU MAKE A VERY SENSIBLE SUGGESTION! UNFORTUNATELY THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM TEND NOT TO BE VERY SENSIBLE
baa (that was my action)
[5] BAA INDEED
YOU BAA MOST MOURNFULLY
This party is stupid.
Take action : Go home.
YOU STAND UP AND GO TO LEAVE IN A HUFF
[2] YOU OPEN FRONT DOOR AND COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH TOWERING, SCARY DARK FIGURE WITH SPIKES AND HORNS PROTRUDING FROM ITS TWISTED FORM SEEMINGLY AT RANDOM INTERVALS
IT EXTENDS PIZZA BOX TOWARDS YOU IN ONE GNARLED, SPINY HAND
"DID YOU ORDER A LARGE MARGHERITA PIZZA WITH A LARGE PEPSI?"UH OH
ATTEMPT TO COOK CRYSTAL METH IN THE KITCHEN!
GOOD SENSE HAVING FAILED TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING, YOU GO COOK METH IN KITCHEN INSTEAD
[5] ...FOR SOME REASON ALL NECESSARY INGREDIENTS ARE STORED BENEATH SINK ALREADY
HUH
YOU WHIP UP SOME METH IN THE ICE TRAYS
Item Gained: Ice Trays Filled With Methamphetamine x2! ...OHSHIT SOMEONE'S KNOCKING ON THE FRONT DOOR IS IT THE FUZZ?!
Prepare to rob!
AS PERPLEXED-LOOKING PIZZA DELIVERY GUY SHOWS UP AND GETS OUT OF CAR TO LOOK AROUND, YOU RUSH OUT FROM BEHIND DUMPSTER AND RUN AT HIM
HE THROWS PIZZA BOX ASIDE AND ASSUMES SOME SORT OF MARTIAL-ARTS STANCE
YOU ABOUT TO TACKLE HIM WHEN HE KICKS YOU IN HEAD
LAST THING YOU SEE IS GROUND SPIRALING TOWARDS YOUR FACE
Item Lost: Consciousness!>WHAT NOW?
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