Check how much money you have and check the prices of the pizzas.
[2] YOU HAVE $0.50.
VALUE RANGE PIZZA IS $4.95 PICK-UP.
CALL FRIEND ACHMEED TO SUICIDE BOMB US UP SOME PIZZA FROM LOCAL THREE TOWERS, THEN TO SUICIDE ON BACK TO US
[3] YOUR FRIEND ACHMED EXPRESSES UNCERTAINTY AS TO JUST HOW LIKELY THIS PLAN IS TO WORK
FORTUNATELY BEING GOOD FRIEND HE IS HAPPY TO HELP
NOT HAVE ANY EXPLOSIVES THOUGH, COUSIN NARIB BLEW HIMSELF UP LAST WEEK, USED THE LAST OF IT
Eat partiers.
[4] YOU TACKLE SOME DODGY-LOOKING GUY AND BEGIN GNAWING HIS FACE
HUH, TASTES KIND OF LIKE ORANGE JUICE
Call for pizza at nearby location, wear a ski mask, and rob the pizzaboy/girl when he comes to deliver!
[4] BEING THE EVIL GENIUS YOU ARE YOU HAVE A PLAN
YOU CALL UP TO HAVE PIZZA DELIVERED TO NEARBY CREEPY ALLEYWAY AND CRAFT MAKESHIFT MASK OUT OF T-SHIRT
YOU LYING IN WAIT BEHIND DUMPSTER IN ALLEY, MIGHT BE A WHILE BEFORE THEY GET HERE THOUGH
CHALLENGE RANDOM PERSON TO CHILDREN'S TRADING CARD GAME.
[5] YOU CHALLENGE BLITZDUNGEONEER TO GO FISH
YOU REAL GOOD AT GO FISH
UNFORTUNATELY HE SORE LOSER, THROWS YOU THROUGH TV
OUCH
Item Lost: Consciousness!ACCEPT CHALLENGE
[6] YOU START PLAYING GO FISH WITH DARKPALADIN109
HE BEATS YOU EVERY TIME THOUGH. MUST BE CHEATING.
CHEATERS MAKE YOU ANGRY, SO YOU HURL HIM BODILY THROUGH THE TV
THAT'LL TEACH HIM. THROWING PEOPLE HUNGRY WORK, THOUGH
State Gained: Irrationally Angry!
Item Gained: Intense Hunger!SECECTLY BE HIVE TYRANT TYRANID INDIPENDENT OF THE HIVE MIND
[5] YOU ARE TYRANID
WELL, TYRANID WITHOUT ONE ADVANTAGE OF BEING TYRANID- THE HIVE MIND
YOU SILLY. OH WELL AT LEAST NO ONE HAS NOTICED.
Try and figure out if it has animatronics. Especially animatronics with free roam mode.
[2] YOU CAN'T FIND IT.
Grab some flour, water, tomatoes, cheese and other assorted ingredients, and start by making some dough.
[1] SHIT DUDE, DID YOU GET INVITED TO A PARTY AT MOTHER HUBBARD'S PLACE OR WHAT?!
'CAUSE THESE CUPBOARDS ARE
BARE[4]YOU MANAGE TO SCRAPE TOGETHER SOME FLOWER, THOUGH
COULD MAYBE MAKE PIZZA BASE OUT OF THIS
set security cameras up and WATCH EVERYTHING
[5] JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THIS HOUSE HAS EXTENSIVE CCTV COVERAGE
FOR SOME REASON
YOU DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM INTENSE HUNGER BY WATCHING SECURITY MONITORS
HUH, YOU SEE SOME GUY WANDER OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH SHIRT-MASK OVER HIS FACE. WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO.
Join the party bringing Pizza from Father Johnathan's
[6] YOU BRING A PIZZA FROM FATHER JONATHAN'S MONASTIC PIZZA RESTAURANT.
IS EXORCISM PIZZA, THOUGH. BOX IS KINDA SOGGY FROM HOLY WATER AND MAIN TOPPINGS ARE CHEESE AND METAL CRUCIFIXES.
PEOPLE STILL HAPPY TO SEE YOU HOLDING PIZZA, THOUGH. YAY ACCEPTANCE!
Sit calmly on the couch and call Domino's.
[5] YOU CALL DOMINO'S. THE DULL VOICE OF AN UNENTHUSIASTIC MINIMUM-WAGE WORKER COMES ON THE LINE.
"DOMINO'S PIZZA, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?"
Trade My Soul For Some Pizza 'cause I'm to lazy to get up.
[2] YOU DRAW A PENTAGRAM ON THE FLOOR IN RED BIRO, SIT IN THE MIDDLE
YOU ASK FOR PIZZA IN EXCHANGE FOR IMMORTAL SOUL
NO RESPONSE
Sieze control of the Roll To Pizza and turn it into a pizza mining colony
[1] YOU CLAMBER UP ON TOP OF COFFEE TABLE AND LOUDLY DECLARE YOURSELF THE NEW RULER OF THE SITE!
UNFORTUNATELY YOU DISTRACTED BY SOMEONE GETTING EATEN, FALL OFF COFFEE TABLE AND HIT HEAD
Item Lost: Consciousness!NUKE THE RAFTERS
[1] YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A NUKE, BUT THAT'S A MOOT POINT SINCE SOME CRAZY GUY TACKLES YOU TO THE GROUND AND BEGINS HUNGRILY DEVOURING YOUR CITRUS-Y FLAVOURED FLESH
State Entered: Being Eaten!GM DISCOVERED HE CANNOT ACTUALLY UPDATE ON PHONE AT ALL
THIS TURN PROUDLY(?) BROUGHT TO YOU BY BRISBANE CITY LIBRARIES
OH WELL BLAME THEM FOR IT BEING LATE 'CAUSE THEY CLOSED YESTERDAY
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