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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!  (Read 36006 times)

swordsmith04

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #180 on: March 01, 2015, 05:09:29 pm »
Quote from: swordsmith04 on February 22, 2015, 04:57:24 pm
Attack Marissa Ann Patterson, or The Return of Stereotype Man, if she's dead already.
Again! Use the edge of the blade, rather that the flat, this time. In the unlikely event both are dead, attack Boboroth Bobari.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #181 on: March 01, 2015, 05:54:19 pm »
Defend.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #182 on: March 03, 2015, 06:16:24 am »
"RULE CRYSTALIA"
Reload.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #183 on: March 10, 2015, 11:02:14 am »
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Turn soon, I need to get back on rails with this ;v
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #184 on: March 10, 2015, 11:57:07 am »
Not wasting any moment longer, Kirby IX set out to kill someone. He found himself facing The Return of Stereotype Man. The crossbowman posed no real threat but Kirby IX had not succeed in the task of killing - he only wounded the crossbowman, by slashing at his left shoulder.

Meanwhile, Marissa Ann Patterson defended herself and Lord Hansan IXX pre-counter-attacked Sir Knightly just to be sure. Alas, it was for vain, as Sir Knightly quickly concentrated on Tallow Knight. It didn't take much to have the two-handed sword slash unto sacks of lard. And so have fallen Tallow Knight!

Nearby, Freaky Fish Guy attempted to stab Marissa Ann Patterson to death. But each jab of his spear was parried by Marissa's skillful work with her morning star.

Vaeran Wolfrock and Sarkizz attempted to get rid of The Return of Stereotype Man and Marissa Ann Patterson, respectively, but they have both failed.

Then, while The Return of Stereotype Man was reloading his crossbow, Boboroth Bobari have lunged at Lord Hansen IXX. The mighty Eviscerator cleaved deeply into Lord Hansen IXX's side, cutting at his flesh and causing him to lose blood. He made few steps away, and then fell down, dead, as the blood continued to leave his body en masse. The blood healed him thanks to the magics of his armor, though.

Geralt and Alfred the Psychotic reinforce Team B!

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« Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 01:43:01 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #185 on: March 10, 2015, 12:03:42 pm »
Lord Hansen had the bloodweave mail, so shouldn't that bleeding have healed him?
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #186 on: March 10, 2015, 12:05:29 pm »
In case he's not dead, kill Lord Hans some more.

And if he is, seek somebody not particularly armored to cut in half.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #187 on: March 10, 2015, 12:34:32 pm »
Shoot Wolfrock.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #188 on: March 10, 2015, 01:34:47 pm »
Shoot Stereotype Man. With my axe. In the head.

Failing that, "deface" a random opponent.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2015, 04:36:55 pm by Hawk132 »
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #189 on: March 10, 2015, 01:39:15 pm »
Quote from: NAV on March 10, 2015, 12:03:42 pm
Lord Hansen had the bloodweave mail, so shouldn't that bleeding have healed him?

Bluh, das right. Imma fix. Sorry UXLZ Vivalas, you gotta wait a bit moar v:

EDIT: There, Hansen back in with 2hp
« Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 01:42:33 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #190 on: March 10, 2015, 05:03:15 pm »
Defend.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #191 on: March 10, 2015, 05:25:44 pm »
Tear the nearest enemy to shreds!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #192 on: March 10, 2015, 08:34:43 pm »
Defend!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #193 on: March 11, 2015, 09:22:44 am »
Find a weak spot in Marissa Ann Patterson's armour.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #194 on: March 12, 2015, 08:52:07 am »
Continue murderizing of current enemy with lowest hp
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