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[swordsmith04]

Attack Marissa Ann Patterson, or The Return of Stereotype Man, if she's dead already.

[wipeout1024]

OOC: So, am I dead, or not?
DEFEND.

[Haspen]

OOC: So, am I dead, or not?

Neither you nor Marissa are dead, it seems

[wipeout1024]

Whoops, should've phrased that differently. 

[4maskwolf]

Bump.

[Haspen]

Blitz is AWOL again, someone from his team post for him.

[4maskwolf]

Attack a random opponent
i'm not even sure if I'm on his team, but screw it.

[Haspen]

First part of this particular moment of the battle was not really reiveting nor exciting as the enemies traded blows which didn't penetrate their armors or just crashed haplessly against the large and small shields wielded by the aforementioned fighters. Oh and Marissa Ann Patterson decided to perpetuate her defensive stance a bit longer.

But then, finally, Tallow Knight made a silly and gave Freaky Fish Guy an advantage. The mutant fishman of sorts then scored a hit, and moments later, another, drawing some blood frm the lardy sides of Tallow Knight.

Once again the combat descended into ineffective blow-exchange. At one moment it seemed that Sarkizz would be able to kill Marissa Ann Patterson, but the short sword skiddled against the chainmail and Marissa was allowed to live a bit more.

Then, Return of the Stereotype Man fired his crossbow. The bolt launched from it struck Vaeran Wolfrock in the thigh, fortunately not wounding any major vein.

Afterwards, Boboroth Bobari rushed against Tallow Knight, deciding to test the mighty Eviscerator on the big and lardy knight. And the axe sunk deep into Tallow Knight's body, cleaving the chainmail slightly. The wound began to badly bleed, brining Tallow Knight dangerously close to death.

No deaths this time!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Attack a random opponent
i'm not even sure if I'm on his team, but screw it.

Roll for random enemy: 2, Sir Knightly
Roll for Kirby IX: 1, +2, +2 = 5
Roll for Sir Knightly: 5 = 5

Nothing happens.

DEFEND.

Marissa Ann Patterson Defends herself!

Attack weakest foe!

=Enemy with lowest HP: Marissa Ann Patterson
Roll for Sir Hansen IXX: 4 = 4
Roll for Marissa Ann Patterson: 3, +1, +1 = 5

Nothing happens.

Rinse and repeat.  Kill enemy with lowest health.

=Roll for enemy with 6HP: 1, Sir Hansen IXX
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3 = 3
Roll for Sir Hansen IXX: 2, +1 = 3

Nothing happens.

He instead turned to Freaky Fish Guy and started lazily jabbing at him

Roll for Tallow Knight: 1 = 1, lost!
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 2 = 2
Roll for damage: 2+1-1! = 2dmg

Tallow Knight has 9/11HP left!

Help attack Tallow Knight. He must pay for cooking and eating many of my fellow grotesque mutant fish-men!

Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 6 = 6
Roll for Tallow Knight: 2 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-1! = 2dmg

Tallow Knight has 7/11HP left!

Return of Stereotype Man doesn't really need his face, methinks.

Roll for Vaeran Wolfrock: 2 = 2
Roll for Return of Stereotype Man: 1, +1 = 2

Nothing happens.

Attack Marissa Ann Patterson

Roll for Sarkizz: 5 = 5
Roll for Marissa Ann Patterson: 2, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Shoot Hawk-o-Wolf.

Roll for Return of Stereotype Man: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Vaeran Wolfrock: 1, -1, +1 = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1! = 2dmg

Vaeran Wolfrock has 4/8HP left!

Try this new axe of mine on Tallow Knight. Let's see if we can do something about that HP.

Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 4 = 4
Roll for Tallow Knight: 2 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 6-2 = 4dmg

Tallow Knight has 3/11HP left!
Tallow Knight is bleeding now!

BLEEDING:
Flip: Heads
Tallow Knight has 2/11HP left and is still bleeding!

[Hawk132]

Cut off Return of Stereotype Man's crossbowing hand. Or someone else's if he's gone.

[4maskwolf]

Murderize the enemy with the lowest hp.

If Blitz doesn't post, then Murderize the enemy with the lowest hp for him too.

[Harry Baldman]

"Damage dealt. Now it is time to DIE EXTREMELY POINTLESSLY!"

Give that Lord Hans guy a good whack across the vitals. He's been alive for too long, I'm afraid.

[Xanmyral]

Finish off Marissa with lazy jabs! Scratch idly at puny wound.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Kill somebody, assuming I'm still in.

[darkpaladin109]

Stab the Knight of Tallow. If he's dead, attack a random enemy.

[Tavik Toth]

Attack whoever attacks me back!