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Yes, but only if you use a different type of die

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Voting closed: January 31, 2015, 10:43:35 am

[Nunzillor]

<<Riki, I believe I have discovered Fragrant Ever-wonderful Vaccines.  They sound pretty great, really.  Help me inject Bacon with some?>>

Using corner fabric muscles, try and bust open a crate and administer the FEV vaccine to Bacon.  You can never have too many vaccines, after all.

[~Neri]

"Those are extremely dangerous and virulent diseases. Not vaccines. You will kill him should you try injecting him with them. Should you try. I will set you alight."

[Nunzillor]

<<Hah, you're such a joker.  That's why I like you, Riki.  Hmm, maybe if I stretch like so, I can get my corner into the corner of the lid...>>

[~Neri]

"I'm not joking." Sack feels himself getting uncomfortably warm and dry. "Stop or you will burn like the flammable cloth you are."

[Nunzillor]

<<Woah, hmm.  I think you're taking your joke a little too far.  Tell you what, how about if I inject *myself* with FEV?  What's the worse that could happen, right?  I'm a sack!>>

[~Neri]

"Then you will become a carrier and I will be forced to immolate you. As you are inanimate and cannot be altered by the Forced Evolutionary Virus. You will still carry it within you so you will burn. I don't joke."

[Nunzillor]

<<Interesting, this must be that new avant-garde joking style I've heard so much about.  I'll play along.  I would never touch these crates!  The idea repulses me!  Up is down!  Right is wrong!  Such entertainment!>>

Don't not not touch the crates.  Very much so!  Instead, take a closer look at the labels.  Do they have anything marked saying where they came from, or what their destination was?

[~Neri]

"If you want an example of the one percent that survives F.E.V. infections, look at Bob the mutant. He's lucky. Compared to the nintynine percent that turns into thinking blobs of flesh, writhing in agony before dying of thirst."

[LORD GOAT THE 120524TH]

Carowheatly: "I just realized something." "That broken robot I saw earlier had been holding a KITCHEN KNIFE!" "Aperture science armed a robot with a kitchen knife." "You would think that we could arm something with a gun considering we've invented turrets!" "Umm... Not that I wish the robot could've killed you or anything..."

[poketwo]

"Well, now we can expect nuclear wasteland and an aperture science empire back on earth"

[wipeout1024]

"Sack, where are you??
Continue looking for the sack.

[LORD GOAT THE 120524TH]

Carowheatly: "Most likely, yes. Apparently this ship has a cargo log somewhere in the files." "HA! Here it is. Darn. Whoever was in charge of the files wiped it all." "Or maybe Bob punched something that should not have been punched" "Speaking of Bob, where is he?"

[poketwo]

Ran into the blast chamber room."

[LORD GOAT THE 120524TH]

Carowheatly: "But the chamber's doors are closed. Oh. OH!"

[Haveroszaur]

Carowheatly: "But the chamber's doors are closed. Oh. OH!"

Are the doors airtight?