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Author Topic: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.  (Read 6513 times)

poketwo

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2015, 07:24:01 pm »

ORDER MY COMRADES TO START THE REVOLUTION BY TAKING OVER THE PLACE
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Yoink

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2015, 07:57:33 pm »

Clear my airways.
If that fails, go find some helpful person to perform the Heimlich maneouvre.
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2015, 09:52:44 pm »

Convince my old cultists to rejoin my cult!
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2015, 12:42:40 am »

Start screaming random things at the aliens and hope they understand me
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Haveroszaur

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2015, 09:15:18 am »

Stand up, breakdance.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2015, 02:08:36 pm »

Mutate my nervous system to extend my bioelectronic field far enough beyond my body that anyone who can clearly see me get's their cell phones burned out as well as any other devices in that range inluding cameras that could be used for remote viewing.

AoshimaMichio

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2015, 02:19:42 pm »

Die from shock.
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LORD GOAT THE 120524TH

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2015, 08:34:16 pm »

go outside through the vents. ((could i get a +1 modifier to all things ninja-ey or do you not do modifiers?))
« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 06:46:09 am by LORD GOAT THE 120524TH »
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2015, 10:12:38 am »

Let the friendly monsters get inside the box.
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2015, 03:15:38 pm »

Start an uprising to bring my imaginary cat into supreme power
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2015, 05:23:21 pm »

ORDER MY COMRADES TO START THE REVOLUTION BY TAKING OVER THE PLACE
(3) They take over their own rooms!

Clear my airways.
If that fails, go find some helpful person to perform the Heimlich maneouvre.
(2) (5) The person whose face you just ate is wildly flailing and performs the Heimlich maneuver on you, this slightly dislodges the face and it falls into your stomach, you can now wear any face you eat!

Convince my old cultists to rejoin my cult!
(4) They go over and start worshiping you again.

Start screaming random things at the aliens and hope they understand me
(6) They understand you all too well and decide to melt you down for nutrients.

Stand up, breakdance.
(3) You wobble, hit your head on the wall, and fall onto your bed.

Mutate my nervous system to extend my bioelectronic field far enough beyond my body that anyone who can clearly see me get's their cell phones burned out as well as any other devices in that range inluding cameras that could be used for remote viewing.
(3) You eat the food you're given and feel your insides twisting and mutating, any electronic you touch will explode violently.

Die from shock.
(5) You die from the shock.

It was inevitable.

go outside through the vents. ((could i get a +1 modifier to all things ninja-ey or do you not do modifiers?))
Not doing modifiers right now.

(5) You wriggle and shuffle until you can finally see light! You break the vent coverings and jump out, a free goat at last.

Let the friendly monsters get inside the box.
(5) You let them inside and they snuggle, however it is now hard to breathe and rather cramped.

Start an uprising to bring my imaginary cat into supreme power
(5) Your imaginary cat is ruler of the world! It has also become a god due to many people believing in it.

(1) The world starts pulsing faster, you see a bayonet charge against what appears to be a dragon in a cave.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2015, 05:25:19 pm by blazing glory »
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poketwo

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2015, 05:33:11 pm »

ORDER THE COMRADS TO GET SOME GUNS
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2015, 05:56:09 pm »

ORDER THE COMRADS TO GET SOME GUNS

(Automatic fail) They are all worshiping the Hamburger god again.
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LORD GOAT THE 120524TH

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2015, 06:03:03 pm »

go to a goat-friendly place
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2015, 07:32:44 pm »

GET GLORIOUS GUN, AND FORCE THE TRAITORS TO SUBMIT TO THE COMMUNIST GOD!!!!
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