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[blazing glory]

You are all in a hospital for the mentally ill for believing that you can change the laws of the universe if a dice somewhere rolls a 5, as well as believing that the universe randomly changes into different time periods.

You don't feel like staying much longer.

((My other forum game is a mess waiting on a poll to decide its fate, right now I have nothing to occupy myself with, so here is some attempt to enjoy myself.))

((Genre may or may not change randomly.))

[Yoink]

Chew off the fingertips of my left hand.

[AoshimaMichio]

Grant myself ability to alter all materials.

[blazing glory]

Chew off the fingertips of my left hand.

(4) You do so, it hurts, (2) no one cares enough to check on you.

Grant myself ability to alter all materials.

(1) You turn your brain to gravel, this isn't very healthy and you're not sure why you're still alive.

[Orange Wizard]

Make a dice with every side reading "5". Roll it and change the laws of the universe to make myself omnipotent.

[Yoink]

Spray blood from my mangled hand at the asylum staff whilst screaming that I have AIDS. Make my escape.

[AoshimaMichio]

Find some doctor and prove how I wasn't entirely wrong about using dice!

[blazing glory]

Make a dice with every side reading "5". Roll it and change the laws of the universe to make myself omnipotent.

(3) You make a one sided dice (you're not quite sure how) with a smudged 5 on it, you roll it, it lands upside down and reads a backwards 2.

Spray blood from my mangled hand at the asylum staff whilst screaming that I have AIDS. Make my escape.

(6) Blood is spraying everywhere, staining the walls, everyone is suitably freaked out, even before you shout about AIDS, however you feel far too weak from blood loss to make any escape, (6) the hospitals doctors are busy elsewhere (something about a gravel brain) so they bring out a tray of crude and unhygienic tools and one of the hospitals own patients, he starts picking out tools while laughing manically.

Find some doctor and prove how I wasn't entirely wrong about using dice!

(5) The doctors are suitably perplexed about it, they do some scans, and go into a huddle mumbling stuff, there's a perfect opportunity to escape!

[Orange Wizard]

Eat the one-sided dice. Absorb its non-Euclidean power!

[AoshimaMichio]

Teleport outside of the hospital. Or run if teleporting fails.

[blazing glory]

Eat the one-sided dice. Absorb its non-Euclidean power!

(6) Due to GM not knowing exactly what Euclidean is supposed to mean, you become a Euclid class object, every time you sneeze, time stops for 5 seconds, just seconds after this startling development you hear the SCP foundation making their way to contain you.

Teleport outside of the hospital. Or run if teleporting fails.

(6) You put all your focus into changing your point in space, you're billions of miles off, and end up on a alien planet, (6) they react with curiosity and you can see what appears to be a pack of zoo keepers heading to you.

[Migue5356]

Examine the room. Find teletransportation device.

[AoshimaMichio]

Stomp my feet on the ground and cause massive shockwave originating from me.

[Orange Wizard]

Non-Euclidean as in "not Euclidean geometry", as in "breaks the laws of physics".

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Develop a condition whereby I can sneeze on demand. Also figure out if I can act during the five seconds of time-stoppedness.

[darkpaladin109]

Destroy earth. Somehow?