*Mechanisms whir. Sulphurous fumes pour through cracks in the ground, chiseled into the turf with unerring precision. These swing open, and the entire hunting party is sent spinning through darkness into a dark keep, deep beneath the earth. Flames ignite with red flames and dancing, orange lights on brackets in the dark walls, showing the sparse furnishings. Cryxis recognises it as one of the more removed dining halls in his palace.*
*Th4DwArfY1 surveys all*
"Friends," he pronounces in a gravelly voice, looking at the mass of limbs that was once the hunting party "I have heard your counsel in the Party Room, and I have this to say. The Cheesemakers have asked for rights, and rights they should have. As the Dwarfy One, I embody all Dwarves, the low and the high. The Lowborn should have equality with the Highborn. Gods should look on us, see our sharp steel and the crafts we have wrought, and see naught but equals. For we are. No being is possessed of an inherent superiority.
This includes the Pompous Prince I see before me. The democratic party has spread its first wings, but still does not realise it is under the yolk of its cocoon even now. The ruling elite preside over the offices of the honourable society, royalty and nobility look down on the uncouth masses with thinly veiled contempt.
They do not recall that they, too, were like us.
They think they are our betters.
But strip a Noble of his rank, I ask you, and what is left? A titan without a name? No. A Dwarf without airs. We Dwarves should not have airs- remember our forefathers! They wielded true nobility when first they struck the earth, and severed the first head from the shoulders of the first invading Goblin. No perfumes. No scents. No airs.
So, I call to you all, denounce the yolk that is Cryxis. Denounce Royalty, denounce nobility, and embrace the greatest thing of all. Dwarfdom. Live, like a Dwarf was meant to, free but for the rock that surrounds us.
Born beneath the rock, live beneath the rock, and die beneath the rock. For both Noble Lord and Common Cheesemaker, this holds true where Societal bonds wear thin."