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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

... They already do that though...
You could compare my position to the queen of England, not much power
And a bit lower since I'm the great grandson of a farmer and not royalty...

[Prophet]

"Clearly the only one who should be distrusted is you. Who says this isn't some sort of power grab. For all we know you just want the prince's title for your own. Your attempt to discredit our fair and just prince is both disgusting and and Elf-like! The prince allows us to live happy lives! I get to found cults left and right without the worry of being burned to death while tied to a stake!"

[Kassire]

"However you dirty nobles get to complain about living conditions not unlike the ones of others and make requests that you would berserk over! We clearly should give everyone this power, thus making everyone a noble, and that would get us closer to party and drink. To grant everyone the needs of copper armor-stands!"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Why copper when they could have steel?!?

[Kassire]

"For some reason certain gods feel that certain dwarves want different things_{Praise the RNG}"

[Prophet]

"I do have to agree with him about certain gods liking other metals besides steel but we must not question the gods or their strange and wonderful ways."

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Cryxis looks at his artifact orthoclase watch
"Point taken"

[Prophet]

"You know I have never heard anyone every say the name of our fortress. What is the fortress called?"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Fort spire-boot

[Prophet]

"Well... What do we do now?"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I dunno.
Power hungry dwarfey stopped talking

[endlessblaze]

My last post crash so I will give you a run down

I could not figure out what to make for my third thing and left the forge.

I am now fighting a Titan made of the Devine metal, "dark metal"

It's in the housing area, my guess your about to be alerted to its presence.

Oh and under its metal shell is boiling blood, no syndrome.

[LORD GOAT THE 120524TH]

"Oh. Umm... I kinda destroyed the entire port area. There were no dwarves or cargo because you have not invented boats yet but since it was a nice aesthetic here is 10000 units of whatever currency dwarves use and for good measure, my newest invention, The Water De-Carpinator! Throw it into water, no more Carp. But, all the less evil fish are spared!"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

How does the water de-carpinator work? And why do I have the sense that another Titan is loose ?

[LORD GOAT THE 120524TH]

"It splits into small pieces, each one scanning for carp, when it finds a carp (Yes, even skeletal carp) it will activeate teleporters which send the carp into a pool of magma. If it survives the magma or if the teleporter fails to activate just trow in another one, but only if the teleporter fails to start. Leave me to the job of getting rid of the ones that survive the magma. And don't worry, in case a dwarf swallows one it is is completely edible but whatever you do do not use them as a food supply by themselves."