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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1547109 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15675 on: March 28, 2016, 06:56:29 pm »

BEST. ELECTION. YEAR. EVVARRR!!!!!


Seriously, if someone had told me eight years ago we would be stuck in between a reality T.V. show and a bad 80's B movie plot I would thought they were right. I laugh at all this. I love it, was promised of opportunity but got the reality of needing horrific amounts of money to do so or 3 mystic numbers to get said monetary allotments but at a insane cost.
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« Reply #15676 on: March 28, 2016, 07:11:02 pm »

BEST. ELECTION. YEAR. EVVARRR!!!!!


Seriously, if someone had told me eight years ago we would be stuck in between a reality T.V. show and a bad 80's B movie plot I would thought they were right. I laugh at all this. I love it, was promised of opportunity but got the reality of needing horrific amounts of money to do so or 3 mystic numbers to get said monetary allotments but at a insane cost.
Yeah, it's great sport if you don't live in the US or have any diplomatic or economic ties to it and aren't somewhere that could potentially be scapegoated as anti-American.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15677 on: March 28, 2016, 07:21:45 pm »

BEST. ELECTION. YEAR. EVVARRR!!!!!


Seriously, if someone had told me eight years ago we would be stuck in between a reality T.V. show and a bad 80's B movie plot I would thought they were right. I laugh at all this. I love it, was promised of opportunity but got the reality of needing horrific amounts of money to do so or 3 mystic numbers to get said monetary allotments but at a insane cost.
Yeah, it's great sport if you don't live in the US or have any diplomatic or economic ties to it and aren't somewhere that could potentially be scapegoated as anti-American.

What do you mean? I live in America! I am in the middle of this shit and I'm laughing!


Edit. Also, nowhere in the world is safe from the U.S. Elections...
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15678 on: March 28, 2016, 07:29:48 pm »

Yeah US politics are pretty hilarious
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15679 on: March 28, 2016, 07:45:19 pm »

Yeah, it's great sport if you don't live in the US or have any diplomatic or economic ties to it and aren't somewhere that could potentially be scapegoated as anti-American.


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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15680 on: March 28, 2016, 09:56:35 pm »

BEST. ELECTION. YEAR. EVVARRR!!!!!


Seriously, if someone had told me eight years ago we would be stuck in between a reality T.V. show and a bad 80's B movie plot I would thought they were right. I laugh at all this. I love it, was promised of opportunity but got the reality of needing horrific amounts of money to do so or 3 mystic numbers to get said monetary allotments but at a insane cost.
Yeah, it's great sport if you don't live in the US or have any diplomatic or economic ties to it and aren't somewhere that could potentially be scapegoated as anti-American.

Bernie Sanders now makes people white!!!
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15682 on: March 28, 2016, 10:34:48 pm »

Bernie starting to pull supporters from fascist sections of the electorate?
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« Reply #15683 on: March 28, 2016, 10:37:37 pm »

Can't see the link due to 'fascist' WaPo blocking it unless I subscribe because I've read the allocated articles per month.
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« Reply #15684 on: March 28, 2016, 10:59:20 pm »

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15685 on: March 28, 2016, 11:12:39 pm »

Quote from: The Borowitz Report (NEW YORK)
—Bernie Sanders failed to impress major media outlets over the weekend as he barely managed to win seventy per cent of the vote in three western primaries. 
 
The major cable networks briefly mentioned Sanders’s vote tallies in Washington, Alaska, and Hawaii but noted that he ran out of steam well shy of eighty per cent. 
 
“There’s no point in sugarcoating it,” one analyst put it. “Rough night for Sanders.” 
 
According to one cable executive, Sanders needs to “put up some big numbers fast” if he expects the networks to continue giving his campaign airtime. 
 
“It’s going to be harder and harder to justify covering him while he’s stuck down in the seventy-per-cent range,” the executive said. 
 
While Sanders campaign officials remain optimistic about the upcoming primary in Wisconsin, media outlets are calling it a “do or die” state after his sputtering finishes over the weekend. 
 
“I think if he limps across the finish line with, say, seventy-five or seventy-nine per cent, it’s going to be time for him to reassess things,” one cable representative said. “That would have to be a wake-up call.” 
 
A spokesperson for CNN could not be reached for comment, as the network was busy preparing a ninety-minute special on the birth of Donald Trump’s new grandchild.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15686 on: March 28, 2016, 11:22:23 pm »

Hee.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15687 on: March 28, 2016, 11:30:02 pm »

So... what's this I'm seeing about Clinton refusing to debate Sanders in NY, because she doesn't like his tone?  Surely there must be more to this story, and that comment is being taken out of context.

Mainiac, what is this.  Give me the context.  I know you have it.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15688 on: March 28, 2016, 11:36:54 pm »

Can't see the link due to 'fascist' WaPo blocking it unless I subscribe because I've read the allocated articles per month.

Different story about the same thing.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15689 on: March 28, 2016, 11:45:22 pm »

Nice to see Bernie's still doing okay. He's liable to keep doing well in the West, I reckon.
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