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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1569852 times)

RedKing

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10590 on: January 28, 2016, 09:08:36 pm »
Jeb just called his dad "the greatest man alive" and called his brother a great President. Glad I wasn't sipping coffee or I'd be cleaning the screen.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10591 on: January 28, 2016, 09:09:12 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 28, 2016, 09:04:19 pm
Cruz trying to be funny as the fill-in for Trump, starting off by insulting everyone.

Sounded more like he was channeling his inner comedian.

Also, Bush: "Trump is my teddy bear (or something like that)" wut.....
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10592 on: January 28, 2016, 09:09:21 pm »
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THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS DO YOU EVEN JUDICIARY BRANCH.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10593 on: January 28, 2016, 09:11:22 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 28, 2016, 09:09:21 pm
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"...need to get a subpoena from the FBI..."
THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS DO YOU EVEN JUDICIARY BRANCH.

Seemed like he was trying to make a joke, something about witness protection program....
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10594 on: January 28, 2016, 09:11:54 pm »
Daaaaamn....they basically just asked Rand Paul, "So...your dad is backing Cruz and said it's inevitable that Trump will be the nominee. How does that make you feel?"

EDIT: Paulicious crowd tonight.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10595 on: January 28, 2016, 09:12:18 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on January 28, 2016, 09:11:22 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 28, 2016, 09:09:21 pm
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"...need to get a subpoena from the FBI..."
THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS DO YOU EVEN JUDICIARY BRANCH.

Seemed like he was trying to make a joke, something about witness protection program....
It was actually Clinton bashing.
Well, transparency.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10596 on: January 28, 2016, 09:12:41 pm »
The buzzer is losing heart, it can't even sound like it's into it.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10597 on: January 28, 2016, 09:16:23 pm »
Holy shit, not only is Carson here, he sounds sober.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10598 on: January 28, 2016, 09:17:40 pm »
Carson: "gather teams to do things that have never been done before"

Like what....? Besides th conjoined twin thing while in womb.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10599 on: January 28, 2016, 09:18:49 pm »
You know, without Trump around I really start to notice a lot more clearly how Ted Cruz has the whole Charles Whitman Gaze going on.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10600 on: January 28, 2016, 09:19:14 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 28, 2016, 09:16:23 pm
Holy shit, not only is Carson here, he sounds sober.
The 'luudes take a little while to kick in, man.

I love how they keep blaming a 25-year long drawdown in US forces solely on Obama.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10601 on: January 28, 2016, 09:19:33 pm »
No Cruz, carpet bombing is not what we did in the first gulf war. carpet bombing is just throwing the bombs out the bomb bay....
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10602 on: January 28, 2016, 09:20:02 pm »
That...Yeah.  Precision strikes are infinitely better.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10603 on: January 28, 2016, 09:22:20 pm »
Go and vote on our poll: Do you want to commit a little genocide while fighting ISIS, or a lot of genocide while fighting ISIS?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10604 on: January 28, 2016, 09:22:58 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on January 28, 2016, 09:19:33 pm
No Cruz, carpet bombing is not what we did in the first gulf war. carpet bombing is just throwing the bombs out the bomb bay....
Carpet bombing either refers to destroying the carpet market stalls of Bagdhad with precision strikes or "strategic bombing" - destroying whole cities to guarantee destruction of the enemy's ability to wage war, as in WWII. Can't think of a modern example where that's taken place via bombing by aeroplanes though, cheaper to use artillery or just not flatten everything with bombs

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 28, 2016, 09:22:20 pm
Go and vote on our poll: Do you want to commit a little genocide while fighting ISIS, or a lot of genocide while fighting ISIS?
If we don't genocide them then only ISIS will genocide them, think of the children!
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