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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1579518 times)

mainiac

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10290 on: January 26, 2016, 11:14:04 am »
Real mature.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10291 on: January 26, 2016, 11:19:57 am »
What? They both have wattles....let's face it, it's a choice between two old white people.


Besides, if I was going to take a crack at appearance, it'd be for this pic:
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I mean, what the hell is that? Hillary Clinton, Grand Chancellor of the Star Republic? Not that Bernie's rocking mad threads or anything, but damn.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10292 on: January 26, 2016, 11:22:31 am »
Quote from: RedKing on January 26, 2016, 11:19:57 am
What? They both have wattles.

I was referring to the amazingly clever and original approach of slandering the candidate whose politics he disagrees with.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10293 on: January 26, 2016, 11:23:37 am »
And you're surprised? That's like the proverbial speeding ticket at the Indy 500.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10294 on: January 26, 2016, 11:26:53 am »
I'm not surprised, he should just be ashamed of, y'know, lying.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10295 on: January 26, 2016, 11:57:45 am »
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10296 on: January 26, 2016, 12:01:28 pm »
Politician has bad cough after spending hours speaking to people in the middle of winter in Iowa.

In other news, African gazelles found to enjoy grass, running; dislike being eaten by predators.



I can't believe I'm defending Hillary here, but c'mon..."OMG SHE COUGHED! #UnfitToLead"
At least now we know she's human, or at least has a good approximation of human physiological maladies.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10297 on: January 26, 2016, 12:04:07 pm »
Haha, no you are infected.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10298 on: January 26, 2016, 12:21:36 pm »
Better headline would have been "HILLARY CHOKES IN IOWA"....cause the polls...ha ha. Ha. I am displaying humor.

Oh god, I have been infected.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10299 on: January 26, 2016, 12:32:59 pm »
Sucks for the intern who had to count those 37 coughs. I wouldn't consider it a sign of bad health unless she was a smoker, my guess is she probably just got a puppy skull lodged in her exhaust port.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10300 on: January 26, 2016, 12:43:35 pm »
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10301 on: January 26, 2016, 01:08:37 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 26, 2016, 11:19:57 am
Besides, if I was going to take a crack at appearance, it'd be for this pic:
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I mean, what the hell is that? Hillary Clinton, Grand Chancellor of the Star Republic? Not that Bernie's rocking mad threads or anything, but damn.

If she becomes president I really want that to be her standard way of dressing. That would be epic.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10302 on: January 26, 2016, 01:16:40 pm »
Anything but the Mao suits she likes.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10303 on: January 26, 2016, 01:19:54 pm »
Quote from: Mephansteras on January 26, 2016, 01:08:37 pm

If she becomes president I really want that to be her standard way of dressing. That would be epic.

If the president is dressing like that, it probably means that we are about to be put under blockade by the trade federation.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10304 on: January 26, 2016, 01:25:10 pm »
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