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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1578482 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10275 on: January 26, 2016, 01:11:08 am »

So should I start passing out the Star God tracts on streetcorners or not?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10276 on: January 26, 2016, 01:17:45 am »

FiveThirtyEight isn't saying that it's the end times, they're just saying that a number of seals - somewhere between six and eight - have been opened at that an unconfirmed number of horsemen have been spotted.

Yeah, I just read that a bit ago and agree that it would be a magnitude 11 megaquake for the republican party if Trump became nominee, and a slightly lesser mag 10 if Cruz became nominee.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10277 on: January 26, 2016, 06:40:38 am »

I still want that cookie if he wins the nomination.

(and that foreign work visa if he wins the presidency.)
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10278 on: January 26, 2016, 08:56:56 am »

I've always wanted to see what tank fire would do to a Horseman of the Apocalypse
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10279 on: January 26, 2016, 09:51:17 am »

Remember how the colors of their horses aren't actually horse colors? It's because they aren't really horses. World of Tanks Horseman DLC when
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10280 on: January 26, 2016, 09:57:07 am »

Remember how the colors of their horses aren't actually horse colors? It's because they aren't really horses. World of Tanks Horseman DLC when

White (deaths horse, because skeletal) and black (war, I think), are still horse colors.

Unless I'm completely missing the reference.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10281 on: January 26, 2016, 10:03:14 am »

Only the pale horse (commonly considered to actually be a kinda sickly blue-green) isn't a real horse color. And how about we not disparage the last item on Strife's bucket list?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10282 on: January 26, 2016, 10:06:01 am »

Making it the last item on your list is pessimistic.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10283 on: January 26, 2016, 10:20:47 am »

Only the pale horse (commonly considered to actually be a kinda sickly blue-green) isn't a real horse color. And how about we not disparage the last item on Strife's bucket list?
Who's disparaging, you don't want to get in a tank fight with the Tankmen of the Apocalypse?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10284 on: January 26, 2016, 10:24:40 am »

That's just Ted Cruz's polo team.

You should Rubio's polo team, but they're still trying to find each other.  8)
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10285 on: January 26, 2016, 10:39:20 am »

That's just Ted Cruz's polo team.

You should Rubio's polo team, but they're still trying to find each other.  8)

They should try yelling 'MARCO!' 'POLO' in succession, lol.....
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10286 on: January 26, 2016, 10:44:58 am »

That's just Ted Cruz's polo team.

You should Rubio's polo team, but they're still trying to find each other.  8)

They should try yelling 'MARCO!' 'POLO' in succession, lol.....
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10287 on: January 26, 2016, 10:50:26 am »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10288 on: January 26, 2016, 11:09:43 am »

So...polls!

Trump and Cruz are neck-and-neck in Iowa, Sanders and Clinton are neck-and-neck in Iowa (though Clinton may be ahead by a wattle).

In New Hampshire, Sanders appears to have it locked up, as does Trump at this point.


Which could bring an interesting scenario to play -- *IF* Sanders were to win Iowa and then NH, what next? Clinton would still almost certainly win SC, because #BernieSoWhite or some shit.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10289 on: January 26, 2016, 11:12:30 am »

If Sanders and Clinton are too close to call in the polls, Clinton wins.  She can fabricate enough of the votes to make up the difference.  Don't underestimate the Clinton machine.

New Hampshire going to Sanders isn't a surprise since he lives right next door.
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