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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1570535 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9690 on: January 15, 2016, 02:31:11 am »

Not sure where this topic came from, but I'm one degree from Obama.  Touched his hand during his first presidential campaign, in Raleigh.  He was giving an indoors speech and we had tickets but apparently they got the capacity wrong, so a crowd of us had to wait outside.  After like an hour, he came by and thanked us all for coming and walked along the barrier.

It's kinda weird having actually seen the leader of the free world.  What sort of Paranoia dystopia is this?  I should be lucky to *see* a *green*.

And after reading this, I realized why it's so important leaders spend as much time as they do cozying up with the public, literally.

Next single unmarried president should have cuddle auctions. To show they're of the people.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9691 on: January 15, 2016, 02:48:25 am »

I'm sure Bill Clinton would support that. Wouldn't even require the unmarried part. Gotta feel your "pain", y'know.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9692 on: January 15, 2016, 04:00:52 am »

Question: is 2 degrees from Mandela better than 1 degree from a presidential hopeful?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9693 on: January 15, 2016, 10:21:03 am »

single unmarried president
honestly can't imagine that happening anytime soon

gotta have a family to show you're responsible and shit and have personal stories to shoehorn into things

EDIT: if there have been any recent single presidents i will eat my words

don't care enough to look it up though
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9694 on: January 15, 2016, 10:24:09 am »

single unmarried president
honestly can't imagine that happening anytime soon

gotta have a family to show you're responsible and shit and have personal stories to shoehorn into things

EDIT: if there have been any recent single presidents i will eat my words

don't care enough to look it up though

Not recently, no, but I think there was actually one or two, back in the 19th century.

Also, Jeb Bush got the endorsement of Lindsey Graham, not that it'll help him much anyway.

A quick google: https://www.google.com/#safe=off&q=how+many+us+presidents+were+single comes up with James Buchanan and Grover Cleveland, though Cleveland married while in office.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9695 on: January 15, 2016, 10:31:10 am »

Hillary has been patiently waiting with the divorce papers until she's president
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9696 on: January 15, 2016, 10:33:54 am »

BTW, you all saw Rand Paul's Republican Debate Single's Night, right? I thought that was great, and he almost certainly got more attention than he would've on the main stage.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9697 on: January 15, 2016, 10:35:06 am »

Hillary has been patiently waiting with the divorce papers until she's president

Lol.

Also, there may be up to 6 if you count widowers who never remarried and those who's wives died while in office. http://askville.amazon.com/president-single/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=88423342

BTW, you all saw Rand Paul's Republican Debate Single's Night, right? I thought that was great, and he almost certainly got more attention than he would've on the main stage.

Nope, not me. Did hear about it though.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9698 on: January 15, 2016, 10:38:00 am »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9699 on: January 15, 2016, 10:40:02 am »

I just realized something. In the Hillary Clinton HQ there must be a guy whose job is to watch of the GOP candidate says stupid shit and carefully catalog it for future attack ads. I want that job.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9700 on: January 15, 2016, 10:41:54 am »

I just realized something. In the Hillary Clinton HQ there must be a guy whose job is to watch of the GOP candidate says stupid shit and carefully catalog it for future attack ads. I want that job.

They say stupid shit ALL of the time, it is silly season you know, the real challenge is finding the useful gems.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9701 on: January 15, 2016, 10:44:16 am »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9702 on: January 15, 2016, 10:46:58 am »

Do you really, though, sheb? That would entail spending hours, more or less daily, listening to republican politicians speak. It's hard to do that with any kind of politician without wanting to kill something, possibly yourself, nevermind the stateside faction that's currently gone more or less insane.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9703 on: January 15, 2016, 10:57:29 am »

I believe I heard that Jon Steward quit television so he could get that job.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9704 on: January 15, 2016, 11:17:47 am »

So he was demoted at the Daily Show then? Because I'm pretty sure they have full-time staff who do nothing but watch Conservative media outlets.
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