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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1586578 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9285 on: January 06, 2016, 02:32:16 pm »
Ahh, Granola is muesli basically? I've always wondered about that.

I'm also interested in the lone packet of pretzels, nobody has mentioned that. Do they have beer to go with that?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9286 on: January 06, 2016, 02:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on January 06, 2016, 01:07:28 pm
Raisins are actually a source of yeast used in baking. Yeast grows on grapes, that's how they discovered wine making.
Never occurred to me that they could survive the raisining process, but that's actually kinda brilliant if they thought of that.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9287 on: January 06, 2016, 02:38:42 pm »
It's unnecessary anyway. Humans share 20% of their DNA with yeast, therefore human flesh is 20% as effective in leavening bread, and they have plenty of that.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9288 on: January 06, 2016, 03:14:50 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on January 06, 2016, 02:32:16 pm
Ahh, Granola is muesli basically? I've always wondered about that.

I'm also interested in the lone packet of pretzels, nobody has mentioned that. Do they have beer to go with that?
Pretty sure I read three cases of beer. So I suppose they could mix beer and flour and make a makeshift dough.


This is an interesting little tidbit -- they've been saying their supplies are dwindling and begging people to send more, but local law enforcement confirms that the road is not blocked and YallQaeda (I can't even call them a militia anymore) are free to come and go as they please.

Is this just an elaborate con game to get a lifetime supply of Funyuns for free? Would fit their pattern of wanting free shit just because MURRICA FUCK YEAH. Its like GoFundMe with guns.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9289 on: January 06, 2016, 03:26:58 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 06, 2016, 03:14:50 pm
Quote from: Reelya on January 06, 2016, 02:32:16 pm
Ahh, Granola is muesli basically? I've always wondered about that.

I'm also interested in the lone packet of pretzels, nobody has mentioned that. Do they have beer to go with that?
Pretty sure I read three cases of beer. So I suppose they could mix beer and flour and make a makeshift dough.


This is an interesting little tidbit -- they've been saying their supplies are dwindling and begging people to send more, but local law enforcement confirms that the road is not blocked and YallQaeda (I can't even call them a militia anymore) are free to come and go as they please.

Is this just an elaborate con game to get a lifetime supply of Funyuns for free? Would fit their pattern of wanting free shit just because MURRICA FUCK YEAH. Its like GoFundMe with guns.

Are they actually calling themselves YallQaeda or is that what you're calling them?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9290 on: January 06, 2016, 03:28:03 pm »
YallQaeda is a hashtag that people are using to mock them.
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« Reply #9291 on: January 06, 2016, 03:29:38 pm »
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9292 on: January 06, 2016, 04:42:49 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on January 06, 2016, 03:29:38 pm
lol, okay.

Also, TSA continues to screw itself up

Seems more like the father is totally overreacting. Accusing a female TSA officer of "groping" his 10 year old daughter doesn't really sound like the response fits the incident. Just sounds more like he's outraged a 10 year old would ever get secondary screening.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9293 on: January 06, 2016, 04:51:06 pm »
Heh...that was at RDU. The TSA there does seem pretty strict compared to other airports I go through (and unfortunately, RDU is my home airport). But then I was usually flashing Justice Dept credentials when I went through. Did have to do the millimeter-wave scanner one time though. Hope they enjoyed looking at my junk.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9294 on: January 06, 2016, 04:57:35 pm »
It sure says something that doing a pat-down on a ten year old girl because she had a capri sun packet is considered par for the course.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9295 on: January 06, 2016, 04:58:12 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on January 06, 2016, 04:57:35 pm
It sure says something that doing a pat-down on a ten year old girl because she had a capri sun packet is considered par for the course.
Capri Sun packet > 3 fl. oz.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9296 on: January 06, 2016, 04:59:26 pm »
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« Reply #9297 on: January 06, 2016, 05:00:22 pm »
Maybe it was Berry Blast flavor. Can't be too careful.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9298 on: January 06, 2016, 05:11:34 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 06, 2016, 02:38:42 pm
It's unnecessary anyway. Humans share 20% of their DNA with yeast, therefore human flesh is 20% as effective in leavening bread, and they have plenty of that.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

Further proof of intelligent design. Could human leavening agents have possibly arisen purely by chance?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9299 on: January 06, 2016, 05:35:47 pm »
It's not completely inconceivable that someone would give a/their kid the disguised contraband to deflect suspicion. The TSA officer followed the proper and expected procedure, and that's all we can really ask of the guys on the ground. They may have even found a female officer to do it.
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