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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1570578 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8445 on: December 19, 2015, 08:07:54 pm »

It... it's a nipple slip. When someone has a wardrobe malfunction and things go on display. Why you'd want that, I don't know, but on the other hand I can't help but admit I'd be somewhat amused if every candidate walked on stage topless.

And oiled up. Can't forget the oil. If you're going to do something like that on national television, you should glisten.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8446 on: December 19, 2015, 08:16:12 pm »

It... it's a nipple slip. When someone has a wardrobe malfunction and things go on display. Why you'd want that, I don't know, but on the other hand I can't help but admit I'd be somewhat amused if every candidate walked on stage topless.

And oiled up. Can't forget the oil. If you're going to do something like that on national television, you should glisten.

All candidates must partake in oiled up wrestling during debates. Combine the majesty of ancient greek sports with the glory of democaracy!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8447 on: December 19, 2015, 08:23:06 pm »

It... it's a nipple slip. When someone has a wardrobe malfunction and things go on display. Why you'd want that, I don't know, but on the other hand I can't help but admit I'd be somewhat amused if every candidate walked on stage topless.
The joke is the FCC delaying it by 30 seconds would allow them to cover up anything insufficiently chaste. What that actually would be, I have no clue, and UrbanGiraffe jokingly proposed Hillary Clinton's nipples.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8448 on: December 19, 2015, 08:25:47 pm »

All candidates must partake in oiled up wrestling during debates. Combine the majesty of ancient greek sports with the glory of democaracy!

Oh I dont know, Alcibiades was quite the wrestler and I think we are all well aware of how controversial he became.

Apparently ABC thinks this is "defcon 7".  What is two levels less alert then "normal readiness"?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8449 on: December 19, 2015, 08:27:23 pm »

And oiled up. Can't forget the oil. If you're going to do something like that on national television, you should glisten.

All candidates must partake in oiled up wrestling during debates. Combine the majesty of ancient greek sports with the glory of democaracy!

Oh I dont know, Alcibiades was quite the wrestler and I think we are all well aware of how controversial he became.
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Not me, never heard of the guy. *wikis the name*
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8450 on: December 19, 2015, 08:36:33 pm »

O'Malley is the lamest super hero ever.  His power is to look in everyone's eyes at once.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8451 on: December 19, 2015, 08:39:28 pm »

Cutting right to the chase here so to speak.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8452 on: December 19, 2015, 08:41:01 pm »

Bengazi has burned me out, it's 30 seconds in and I'm already tired of hearing about the damn data.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8453 on: December 19, 2015, 08:43:34 pm »

Bernie and Clinton on the drama: "Lets bury the hatchet here and move on."

and THEN O'Malley attacks the DNC
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8454 on: December 19, 2015, 08:44:08 pm »

Sucks being the third wheel man.  Basically his campaign was based on hoping something like this turned acrimonious and being ready to exploit it.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8455 on: December 19, 2015, 08:51:55 pm »

Jordan getting the reps from Sanders. Can I just vote for Abdullah?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8456 on: December 19, 2015, 08:53:46 pm »

Third wheel squeeks a bit on guns it seems.

Jordan getting the reps from Sanders. Can I just vote for Abdullah?

The oligrachs control our democracy so our citizens should control oligarchs abroad?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8457 on: December 19, 2015, 08:57:38 pm »

These moderators are newbs to moderating I think......

Though David is certainly trying.....
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8458 on: December 19, 2015, 08:58:45 pm »

Is anyone else finding the abc stream to be laggy as hell?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8459 on: December 19, 2015, 09:00:53 pm »

Is anyone else finding the abc stream to be laggy as hell?

Just looked and yes it's laggy.
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