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If you could pick the next squire's starting location, would it be...

A southernly port where cultures and norms of society mix and clash with each other?
A westernly city akin to Marienburg, home of current squire in play?
An easternly outpost at the edge of kingdom's borders, a beginning of thisverse's Silk Road?
A northernly fortress where young men prove themselves in combat with giants, wildlings and mystical beasts?
Centre of the kingdom, trapping the young squire in a thick web of decadent court's schemings and plots?

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Haspen

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #630 on: January 12, 2015, 02:47:13 pm »

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #631 on: January 12, 2015, 02:51:04 pm »

Outside. . . . maybe as a welcome back for your aunt and cousin. And as a thank you, from our side.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #632 on: January 12, 2015, 03:16:46 pm »

I feel strangely terrible for rejecting Fenya out of hand, but I suppose cultural values and maintaining the house and all that IS expected of us.

And yes, outside is best.  Less chance of breaking something.  Or getting pinned against a wall.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #633 on: January 12, 2015, 03:25:40 pm »

Or getting pinned against a wall.

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #634 on: January 12, 2015, 03:52:29 pm »

Or getting pinned against a wall.

* Haspen puts on soundtrack from gay porn from the 80's disco movie.

Yeah, screw it, might as well seduce our fellow squires now.  It'd allow practicing courtship with no risk of pregnancy!  Wins for everyone.

Or we could just focus on fighting and stuff instead of who we're going to marry, which is probably not going to be anyone of particular import.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #635 on: January 12, 2015, 04:03:10 pm »


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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #636 on: January 12, 2015, 04:06:48 pm »

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #637 on: January 12, 2015, 04:24:47 pm »

OOC: Rastar?
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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« Reply #638 on: January 12, 2015, 04:35:36 pm »

OOC: Rastar?
Rastar is Squire Redfort's first name.

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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« Reply #639 on: January 12, 2015, 05:50:02 pm »

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #640 on: January 12, 2015, 08:45:22 pm »

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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« Reply #641 on: January 12, 2015, 08:54:44 pm »

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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Heh, sure, just don't shank the bastard. +1
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #642 on: January 12, 2015, 08:57:30 pm »

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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Heh, sure, just don't shank the bastard. +1
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« Reply #643 on: January 12, 2015, 08:59:10 pm »

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
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Pyramid, Pyramid, Pyramid, +1.
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Heh, sure, just don't shank the bastard. +1
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #644 on: January 13, 2015, 02:37:58 am »

Why do we want to keep our name again? Our father has no alternatives so all his land will go to us regardless of who we marry. Who else is he going to give it to? Our sister? The way I see it, we either get our father's land and a wife (patrilineal) or we get our father's land and a wife who also has land (matrilineal). Our house isn't very prestigious in the first place or we wouldn't have had as much trouble becoming a squire. This would actually be a step up for us!

"Truly," you say, voice dripping with friendly snark.  "My mind has been claimed by a powerful sorceress."

Then you tap him with your sword.  "Wait, no, nevermind.  I'm good."
+1

Pyramid, Pyramid, Pyramid, +1.
+1
Heh, sure, just don't shank the bastard. +1
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Imma +1 this.
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