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Author Topic: Off the Autobahn (TSG)  (Read 9449 times)

LuckyKobold

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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2014, 03:29:10 pm »
Quickly Summon a horde of hobbits to defend our wee body!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2014, 04:57:06 pm »
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on December 16, 2014, 02:23:02 pm
In other words: take the piss soaked pants and try to hit bushes around with them.
You take off your trousers and start hitting the bushes, scattering leaves. It doesn't have much effect aside from further ruining your trousers.
Quote from: LuckyKobold on December 16, 2014, 03:29:10 pm
Quickly Summon a horde of hobbits to defend our wee body!
You wish.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2014, 05:00:52 pm »
Seduce stuff?


Put pants back on and go back to Claude.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2014, 05:17:56 pm »
Leave Pants off and tell Claude to fix the vehicle or we'll take off our shirt.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2014, 05:19:43 pm »
Quote from: LuckyKobold on December 16, 2014, 05:17:56 pm
Leave Pants off and tell Claude to fix the vehicle or we'll take off our shirt.

+1
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2014, 05:22:06 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on December 16, 2014, 05:19:43 pm
Quote from: LuckyKobold on December 16, 2014, 05:17:56 pm
Leave Pants off and tell Claude to fix the vehicle or we'll take off our shirt.

+1
Also make seductive gestures to entice him to work.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2014, 05:23:44 pm »
Notice that Claude is actually a vampire/zombie. Set fire to everything to destroy him!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2014, 05:26:20 pm »
Quote from: Prophet on December 16, 2014, 05:22:06 pm
Quote from: TamerVirus on December 16, 2014, 05:19:43 pm
Quote from: LuckyKobold on December 16, 2014, 05:17:56 pm
Leave Pants off and tell Claude to fix the vehicle or we'll take off our shirt.
+1
Also make seductive gestures to entice him to work.
You walk back, trouserless, about to launch into another seductive rant...
... Claude's gone.
He left the tools right by the removed tire.
Quote from: Ama on December 16, 2014, 05:23:44 pm
Notice that Claude is actually a vampire/zombie. Set fire to everything to destroy him!
... Did he disappear into smoke?
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2014, 05:29:26 pm »
Set fire to the car and hide in the forest from the vampire/zombie.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2014, 05:30:05 pm »
Fix the tire and drive. We're too genre savy for this crap.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2014, 05:30:52 pm »
Use Tools to carve a few wooden stakes and reveal that we are secretly a were badger and go on rampage!
« Last Edit: December 16, 2014, 05:35:24 pm by LuckyKobold »
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2014, 05:35:00 pm »
Sell the autobahn's soul to Cthulhu in exchange for Clyde.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2014, 05:36:08 pm »
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Sell the autobahn's soul to Cthulhu in exchange for Clyde.
Yeayah!+1
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2014, 05:46:10 pm »
Quote from: LuckyKobold on December 16, 2014, 05:36:08 pm
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Sell the autobahn's soul to Cthulhu in exchange for Clyde.
Yeayah!+1
+1 Then hunt down the vampire/zombie and force the soul back into the body.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2014, 05:55:57 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on December 16, 2014, 05:30:05 pm
Fix the tire and drive. We're too genre savy for this crap.
+1 Yeah! If Claude doesn't want our seductons then we'll just find someone else to seduce while pantsless.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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