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[richeygator]

I attempt to get un-kidnaped

[LuckyKobold]

Use my color powers to convince the kobolds that I am a God!

[Nidilap]

I am a gunslinger.

[1] You are a little boy with a bow and arrow. One arrow.

HAhaHA! Perfect! Hunt things for their delicious meat.

[6] You charge in valiantly, seeing a random bear near two guys. You hack at it, dealing 1d6+2=4 Damage!

Keep fighting kobolds.

[2] You hack at another Kobold, but it blocks your Attack and counterstrikes! [3-1] It slashes you in the head, but your helmet saves you!

Run out and punch monsters in the face.

[2] You sprint into the cave, seeing a Squire and a man with bags of sand. You are about to Ham-er down, but a Kobold blocks your Hamds.

Find out where that roar came from. Kill it.

[4] You see a bear, but before it strikes you, a crazy ax man hack at the bear! With gusto, you punch the bear 1d4+1= 4 Damage! The bear looks nearly defeated!

I attempt to get un-kidnaped

[4] You find yourself in a wagon being carted away from the village, and you decide enough is enough. You wrangle your hands and feet free and begin fiddling the lock, you are almost done, but you need a bit more time...

I am the Purple Mage!

[1] You are a purple-tunicked Bard. You only have a lute. And can kinda play.

Use my color powers to convince the kobolds that I am a God!

[5] You start making pretty lights, which distract the Kobolds and make them bow down to you.

Whats what:

Village: Ama the Bard and GunArin are here, just joining the fun!

Forest: Hawk, BlitzDungeoneer, and Sarrak are Bear fighting.

Kobold Cave: Lucky Kobold, Beirus, BlazingGlory, and SalsaCookies are battling Kobolds. Well, LK is trying to Diefy himself.

Cart Just Out Of Town: richygator is (so far successfully) trying to escape the gramma who kidnapped him.

I think, by how you guys are just coming through the goddamn walls, I need to Permadeath guys. And make the game a tad harder.

[LuckyKobold]

Order My New Slaves Followers to drive out the heretical Goblins,Unless they choose to worship me of course.

[Salsacookies]

Continue to punch Kobolds in faces

[LuckyKobold]

Fight off these heretics!

[Playergamer]

Join, and begin recruiting villagers for my Grand Ol' Army!

Class: Civil War General. Or fighter.

[Hawk132]

Chokeslam that damn bear!

[Beirus]

The kobold murder shall continue until I an the new Green Knight.

[Parsely]

Go nick my older brother's pistols. Steal off to the forest to go 'hunting'.

[blazing glory]

Beat up Kobolds while totally trying to get killed being cautious.

[Sarrak]

Bear skull for the skull throne!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Try to cast Ice-9 again.

[Ama]

Go to the tavern and tell a story about the Good Purple King and the Green Mirror in exchange for food and a bed.

[Nidilap]

KOBOLD CAVE:

Order My New Slaves Followers to drive out the heretical Goblins,Unless they choose to worship me of course.

Fight off these heretics!

[2d6=6] Your Kobolds stumble about trying to fight af the Humans, but they are doing a pretty good job. Then again, they are not beating them back.

Continue to punch Kobolds in faces

The kobold murder shall continue until I an the new Green Knight.

Beat up Kobolds while totally trying to get killed being cautious.

[2d6=6] The three of you are overwhelmed, but are doing pretty well, slaying Kobolds left and right.

FOREST:

Chokeslam that damn bear!

Bear skull for the skull throne!

[2d6=9] You guys rip the bear in half. +1 Bear Skull get! +1 Bear Pelt Get! +1 Bear Meat Get!

Join, and begin recruiting villagers for my Grand Ol' Army!

Class: Civil War General. Or fighter.

[3] You gain several peasants ready to fight for your cause. But you can count the amount of followers on two hands.

Go nick my older brother's pistols. Steal off to the forest to go 'hunting'.

[5] You take your brother's crossbow, and a full quiver of bolts, and march into the woods. You see a deer, and quick-snipe it mid-jump. +1 Venison Get! +2 Antlers get!

Try to cast Ice-9 again.

[6] You freeze the entire North of the woods, and it begins to snow where you struck it. However, all of the animals slain were incised into an eternal still. Their stuff is useless.

Go to the tavern and tell a story about the Good Purple King and the Green Mirror in exchange for food and a bed.

[5]
"Come round, come round, O people of this land,
And let me tell you of the Purple King grand,
 The mirror of emerald sheen so bright,
Had warned him of the Orcs coming in the night.
He unsheathed his blade, and in the field stayed,
In spite of the horde, the king's bravery paid,
In the survival of his old keep grand".


The people greatly liked your story, and you are allowed to stay for several nights. You get a nice room, to boot.

Sorry about the lack of update. Once Winter Break starts, we'll have a grand old time.