I am a gunslinger.
[1] You are a little boy with a bow and arrow. One arrow.
HAhaHA! Perfect! Hunt things for their delicious meat.
[6] You charge in valiantly, seeing a random bear near two guys. You hack at it, dealing 1d6+2=
4 Damage!Keep fighting kobolds.
[2] You hack at another Kobold, but it blocks your Attack and counterstrikes! [3-1] It slashes you in the head, but your helmet saves you!
Run out and punch monsters in the face.
[2] You sprint into the cave, seeing a Squire and a man with bags of sand. You are about to Ham-er down, but a Kobold blocks your Hamds.
Find out where that roar came from. Kill it.
[4] You see a bear, but before it strikes you, a crazy ax man hack at the bear! With gusto, you punch the bear 1d4+1=
4 Damage! The bear looks nearly defeated!
I attempt to get un-kidnaped
[4] You find yourself in a wagon being carted away from the village, and you decide enough is enough. You wrangle your hands and feet free and begin fiddling the lock, you are almost done, but you need a bit more time...
I am the Purple Mage!
[1] You are a purple-tunicked Bard. You only have a lute. And can kinda play.
Use my color powers to convince the kobolds that I am a God!
[5] You start making pretty lights, which distract the Kobolds and make them bow down to you.
Whats what:Village: Ama the Bard and GunArin are here, just joining the fun!
Forest: Hawk, BlitzDungeoneer, and Sarrak are Bear fighting.
Kobold Cave: Lucky Kobold, Beirus, BlazingGlory, and SalsaCookies are battling Kobolds. Well, LK is trying to Diefy himself.
Cart Just Out Of Town: richygator is (so far successfully) trying to escape the gramma who kidnapped him.
I think, by how you guys are just coming through the goddamn walls, I need to Permadeath guys. And make the game a tad harder.