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Author Topic: You are a "DiTS"! (AND SO WE RESUME)  (Read 16856 times)

Slayerhero90

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You are a "DiTS"! (AND SO WE RESUME)
« on: November 29, 2014, 07:43:17 pm »

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Here is void.
All around each of you is null but void.
You yourself are formless, another article of void.
You are all vastly separated by infinite void and yet you feel within speaking distance.

The point of the matter is that you are a deity.
A fresh one.
You are not truly omnipotent.
You are not truly omniscient.
As can be so eloquently said: none of you know jack-shit about being a deity.

Many things must be learnt.
Fortunately enough, none of you have to learn it on your own.

A voice of no language but of meaning chimes up in your formless consciousnesses:

Listen, my students.
You are Deities in Training Stage.
I am your first Educator, the Atomsmith.
I am here to teach you all in the ways of forming your own universes out of the massive void you float in.
You would do best to listen; I am the only instructor with the patience to teach you the basics of artificing anything smaller than an atom and I will teach you up to the process of mass-producing the inanimate.

Let's get to it, then.
Although it is possible to vary from the typical lawset of physics, there is a default and each of your voids possess it.
Changing it is, although not relatively difficult, something that would obstruct teaching.
Now, the production of anything up to the quark-and-lepton level is a trivial task for even the freshest of deities.
The first step to this would be the act of focusing on one nearby region of void with intensity and the intent to produce an infinite, tappable reserve of gauge bosons.
This will be your inkwell. The void around you is the paper.

The next step to this would be extracting the gluons, photons, and bosons required to manufacture the following:
- one electron
- one down quark
- two up quarks

If any of you feel like going above and beyond expectations, please produce an additional two down quarks and one up quark.

Further instruction will be administered when all attentive students finish or attempt this task.


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The voice quiets.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2015, 03:24:31 pm by Slayerhero90 »
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2014, 07:52:27 pm »

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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2014, 07:53:09 pm »

Name: Vergu
Color: Blue
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 07:57:14 pm »

Vexor, Maroon/navy
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 08:06:33 pm »

Veselox, red.
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 08:20:24 pm »

Vazul, green.
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2014, 08:48:02 pm »

Viridian, lighter green.
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 08:49:10 pm »

Vee, Violet
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 08:57:58 pm »

Hellinite, orange
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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2014, 08:58:58 pm »

Hellinite, orange
You mean Vellinite, right?
Right?

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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2014, 09:01:22 pm »

NOOOOO

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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2014, 09:04:03 pm »

Of course you mean Vellinite!
Or Vhellinite.
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And so I strike, like an unseen dodge ball in an echoing gymnasium!
Another book entitled Start Your Day with Extinction.
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2014, 09:04:38 pm »

He means Vellinite.

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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2014, 09:09:59 pm »

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Re: You are a "DiTS"! (A different breed of god-game.)
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2014, 09:10:20 pm »


V H
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