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No! Hydras don't speak!

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Sure, why not?

4 (44.4%)

Sure, but it should have a limit.

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Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: December 09, 2014, 05:28:09 pm

[Bigheaded]

Merry Christmas Hydra

[Taupe]

Let's go on a holiday rampage!

[vjmdhzgr]

Let's go get some nice toys from Santa's elves. However, I fear their home is just green without any red. Red and green are the colors of Christmas, if these elves are to be taken seriously they need both! If only there was an easily available red liquid you could splatter over their trees.

[Taupe]

Strawberry syrup.

From their veins

[tonnot98]

Strawberry syrup.

From their veins

Tastes more like iron to me. Did your tongue get hit by something?

[Taupe]

well, maybe iron actually taste like strawberries. Ah, owned, other head!

*victory smirk*

[PsychoAngel]

I thought we were taking "Strawberry syrup" more figuratively. Y'know, because blood kinda bears a resemblance.

Eh, whatever. Let's just continue on our merry, blood-ridden way.

[tonnot98]

I must agree with that head. Perhaps the elves will pose more of a challenge? If anything, they'll have some exotic animals for us.

[Taupe]

It's an all you can eat buffet, and it's happening at our local pet zoo!

[tonnot98]

Waaaake uuup

[Taupe]

The hydra has slept for too long! Awaken, and usher an age of terror upon the world!

[Pencil_Art]

Pyrefly hasn't been on for a month. Hmmmm.

[hostergaard]

If the hydra ever wakes up again, may I suggest trying out a bunch of helmets? While there certainly is plenty of heads to spare I don't think it would be good for the rest to go the way of head six. Actually, maybe head six in particular need a helmet, since he (she?) is kinda retarded and might accidentally knock what little thought there is left out of himself.

I think he may been the smart head before he got lobotomized. Shame it won't heal. Actually, I know! Instead of becoming a vampire why not become a werebeast? Then we can properly regenerate heads like any respectable hydra should be able to.

[vjmdhzgr]

If the hydra ever wakes up again, may I suggest trying out a bunch of helmets? While there certainly is plenty of heads to spare I don't think it would be good for the rest to go the way of head six. Actually, maybe head six in particular need a helmet, since he (she?) is kinda retarded and might accidentally knock what little thought there is left out of himself.

I think he may been the smart head before he got lobotomized. Shame it won't heal. Actually, I know! Instead of becoming a vampire why not become a werebeast? Then we can properly regenerate heads like any respectable hydra should be able to.

Hydras can't wear helmets because their body size is 8,000,000 over 100 times the size of humans, the creature that makes the largest helmets.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

If the hydra ever wakes up again, may I suggest trying out a bunch of helmets? While there certainly is plenty of heads to spare I don't think it would be good for the rest to go the way of head six. Actually, maybe head six in particular need a helmet, since he (she?) is kinda retarded and might accidentally knock what little thought there is left out of himself.

I think he may been the smart head before he got lobotomized. Shame it won't heal. Actually, I know! Instead of becoming a vampire why not become a werebeast? Then we can properly regenerate heads like any respectable hydra should be able to.

Hydras can't wear helmets because their body size is 8,000,000 over 100 times the size of humans, the creature that makes the largest helmets.

But who needs helmets when you can regenerate? It'll be nice as there was such a thing as a werehydra.