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No! Hydras don't speak!

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Sure, why not?

4 (44.4%)

Sure, but it should have a limit.

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Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: December 09, 2014, 05:28:09 pm

[PsychoAngel]

They will hail the Age of the Hydra! They will worship our greatness! All in due time, though, but soon enough. First: troll hunting. Next: Goblins! Finally, we hunt down any other beasts that dare get in our way. Roc? Just a large bird to feast upon. Minotaurs? Stupid, axe-wielding cows. Other hydras? They pale in comparison to our glory. We will rule this world, and someday, the world below as well.

[Taupe]

the other hydras lade fun of us when were were thin and pale. now we will show them. We'll show them allll!

[Ama]

That's it! I don`t have to deal with all this. You are all just jealous that you dont have such mind powers like me!

*Practice using my mind powers to strangle any humans we run into.*

[Taupe]

(Please dont mod this in)

[Pyrefly]

They will hail the Age of the Hydra! They will worship our greatness! All in due time, though, but soon enough. First: troll hunting. Next: Goblins! Finally, we hunt down any other beasts that dare get in our way. Roc? Just a large bird to feast upon.* Minotaurs? Stupid, axe-wielding cows. Other hydras? They pale in comparison to our glory. We will rule this world, and someday, the world below as well.

the other hydras lade fun of us when were were thin and pale. now we will show them. We'll show them allll!

Can we wear shinies? I say we decorate ourselves with shinies to show our glory.

*Just a note: you are still a bit allergic to feathers. They make you choke.
While you bathe in your greatness, head one seems to have eaten too many dwarves (but that would affect you as a whole if that actually did happen).

That's it! I don`t have to deal with all this. You are all just jealous that you dont have such mind powers like me!

*Practice using my mind powers to strangle any humans we run into.*

While the other heads are like 'what are you doing,' head one just stares and concentrates hard on everything she sees. This makes you think of something you thought about this earlier:

The only thing you strangled with your mind powers is obviously your decision-making abilities :/

[Untrustedlife]

Go to a keep to ask for a quest, when they don't give you a quest you simply eat the ruler, then find the nearest other megabeast and challenge it to a dual of the beasts.

(AT some point we should also eat a king, because kings are tasty and have treasure)

[Dorsidwarf]

Keep hunting trolls!

If we don't find one in a day or so, chant nonononononono at one-heads until they tell us wheeee


Or hide nearby and wait for them to mention a troll in idle speak. We might even get to hear them telling tales about us!

[Taupe]

I agree, kings are often rich in Iron.

[PsychoAngel]

It'll be a literal royal feast! Lords and ladies alike will be greatly appreciated guests. If you know what I'm sayin'.

[Ama]

Lets go eat some necromancers instead, who knows maybe the rest of you heads will gain some magic mind powers like me.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Lets go eat some necromancers instead, who knows maybe the rest of you heads will gain some magic mind powers like me.

Assign Head 1 to Head 6 therapy duty.

[tonnot98]

Can we wear shinies? I say we decorate ourselves with shinies to show our glory.

Perhaps we can find someone to nail on some scales made of gold to replace the scales that we've lost so far.

But that'll have to wait until we start RULING over people instead of KILLING them. And for that, we must learn how to speak!

[Croneman12]

One heads must get their complex ritual language from somewhere right? What if they have the secrets to it hidden away in one of the villages we destroyed?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

I still think reading is an intrinsic ability that can be absorbed by eating corpses.

[Taupe]

I'm hungry.