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No! Hydras don't speak!

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Sure, why not?

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Sure, but it should have a limit.

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Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: December 09, 2014, 05:28:09 pm

[tonnot98]

Blood is better tasting and better for you however.

This is true because IRON

DON'T YOU WANT IRON BONES!?

DRINK THEIR BLOOD, DAMNIT!

[Pencil_Art]

Whoa, man.
Just keep calm.
Keep breathing. 

[Pyrefly]

Now that we mastered ranged weaponry, nothing can stop us! Time to climb on a roof and shoot at the wildlife from the high ground, as to establish our superiority over all things!

You climb up to the roof.
THEY SHALL FEAR YOUR NEW SKILL-
wait you missed. You missed again. And again. And again. And then the human that you were using as target practice climbed up onto the roof and kicked in one of your toes. On second thoughts, your teeth are much better weapons.

Failing that, just eat that sweet, sweet looking baby.

You destroy the human that kicked you, climb down, and tear a chunk off of the young human you were planning to eat. After you do so, you realize you are thirsty at the moment.

Try starting a fire in every house you leave with dead inhabitants.

Show this village and it's people no mercy.

You get bored and light the fields on fire. The fire, unfortunately, couldn't get a foothold and dimmed away. You growl to yourself.

You need to drink something.. human blood should do fine.

Or water.

Blood is better tasting and better for you however.

Blood is better tasting and better for you however.

This is true because IRON

DON'T YOU WANT IRON BONES!?

DRINK THEIR BLOOD, DAMNIT!

You decide to quench your thirst with the second best drink in the world. You then growl to yourself because you've been killing too efficiently; blood in meat doesn't quench thirst and you haven't even let a single small puddle of it form. That combined with the fact that the splatters on your scales freezing makes you really mad.
AGGGH!

Whoa, man.
Just keep calm.
Keep breathing. 

Ok, ok, ok, calm down, calm down... You'll just draw out the next kill. You find a terrified human that had come and found his beheaded neighbor and ripped off a hand, then the other hand, then the feet, then an arm... And there, a large puddle of blood. You also decided to shoot an arrow some time during your fight when he fell unconscious. You missed an unmoving, pointblank target.

Problem solved.

[PsychoAngel]

We must (metaphorically) ascend! However, our ascension will not come about without proper preparation. More slaughter is required. Much more.

[Pyrefly]

We must (metaphorically) ascend! However, our ascension will not come about without proper preparation. More slaughter is required. Much more.

You find no more humans in town, so you move on to the next one. You find a building with a strange bit of art next to it that you don't understand.

...
Your confusion was interrupted by a scream. You have one of your heads look behind you to see a human that lives here. The human bolted into the building and you smash the door seconds later with your sixth head. Many humans, who were before just going about their business, all yelled and tried to go out the other door. Most of them couldn't even touch the door's knob... You then tear through town, raiding buildings and tearing anyone who tries to stop you (or was just there) apart.

Spoiler: OOC notes (click to show/hide)

If anyone has something I can put in my raws, I'd like to have her create and decorate her own treasures with bones, leather, and gems. I'll work on this.

[bluwolfie]

We are the hydra! We are powerful! We are feeling good about ourselves, it is time for more slaughter, more mayhem! Screw feeling bad about ourselves! Joyous slaughter! Celebrate, maim, destroy!

[Taupe]

We are the hydra! We are powerful! We are feeling good about ourselves, it is time for more slaughter, more mayhem! Screw feeling bad about ourselves! Joyous slaughter! Celebrate, maim, destroy!

Hail Hydra!

[Pyrefly]

We are the hydra! We are powerful! We are feeling good about ourselves, it is time for more slaughter, more mayhem! Screw feeling bad about ourselves! Joyous slaughter! Celebrate, maim, destroy!

Hail Hydra!

You continue painting the town red when you realize something about yourself. No longer will you almost see bone, for now you can see how strong you have gotten. Your confidence was interrupted when you walked through town and found almost an army of humans, some with proper weapons, some with boning knives, all are yelling a battle cry. They're all put off by how you dismembered the first guy that ran forward. More ran forward yelling "This can not horrify me!" One guy who was turned around said confusedly "What's going on?!" and you supply a roar to tell him. Some the humans turned ghost white as you ripped the head off of a pikeman that somehow got his pike into your foot. Five humans later you hear a shout "She can't kill you all, and the ones that die to this monster will have a peaceful afterlife!" You look to see their 'sacred savor' eating popcorn and watching. What is she, a demon? Nah, she looks like a human. You think about this and miss a swordsman. You decide not to miss him next time. A spear is stuck in your foot but you don't care. arrows are flying, you don't care. You didn't care that is, an arrow ripped though your seventh head's mouth. You hear someone shout your new title 10 humans later, right before something hits your leg that makes you unable to get up. This doesn't dampen you, you scramble forward and bite the bow men and crossbowmen's heads off. "Xodu Dangersteppes the Itch of Esteem..." The rest of the sentence from humans changes extremely fast, so you skipped hearing that part.
You think that maybe they are defending their goods, maybe they knew that you were going to come to the shop and ambush you but one thing's for sure.

They are all very, very dead.
You decide to go home to recover, but that was very fun.

[Taupe]

Better eat that holy savior, in case you end up learning cure spells. you did learn crossbow usage by slaughtering and eating ranger babies, after all.

[tonnot98]

Head back to the lair, for your first rampage is now over.

Tomorrow, we shall slaughter those first bandits we've seen!

(I can see this ending in him releasing the save and adventurers trying to kill the hydra.)

[bluwolfie]

We must rest and heal, satisfied with ourselves.

[Pyrefly]

Head back to the lair, for your first rampage is now over.

Tomorrow, we shall slaughter those first bandits we've seen!

(I can see this ending in him releasing the save and adventurers trying to kill the hydra.)

We must rest and heal, satisfied with ourselves.

Spoiler: OOC stuff (click to show/hide)

*her
Unfortunately there are two problems: first, at the lair you can't retire, it says 'give into starvation' for that option. Secondly, our hydra won't be as deadly due to not having player control.

You give a stare of 'YOU'RE NEXT' to the savior when you leave. On the way back, your legs start to support weight again. The sun was just setting when you made it home.
The next day you go to the river to make a water stockpile. Now when you rest you will only need to leave for food, and you're thinking of bringing back that destroyed army to remedy the food part. You are beaming currently, as you no longer look fragile and thin, but great and muscular!

Better eat that holy savior, in case you end up learning cure spells. you did learn crossbow usage by slaughtering and eating ranger babies, after all.

Two days later, you came to fulfill the promise you silently made. You stared at her with the 6 heads with functional eyes. She stared back. "You've killed an army, but you'll slip up eventually." She taunted. You growl back at her. She walked forward, drawing a silver carving knife, and the battle began. You couldn't grab onto anything important at first. She, with the weak knife, aimed for a head, missed when you moved, then missed again. You notice she's not trying to hit, but instead make you dodge, and then you look behind you. A pit you couldn't see the bottom of. There is NO WAY you are letting yourself be embarrassed by a death like that, and the next shot you let hit you as you bit into her shoulder and twisted in such a way to put her between you and the pit. She gasped and dropped defences slightly...

You are DEFINITELY going to eat this soon.

Spoiler: OOC notes (click to show/hide)

Hydra almost dodged into a pit. Welp.

Head back to the lair, for your first rampage is now over.

Tomorrow, we shall slaughter those first bandits we've seen!

(I can see this ending in him releasing the save and adventurers trying to kill the hydra.)

You remember that first camp you found. It's more then a day's travel away so you dismember a swordsman and get going.
It is night.
While your first head is on it's hour long watch shift, you hear an ugly chuckle from the darkness. You know what it is, but just pretend it's the wind. It's hard to pretend when the chuckle quickly turned into very loud, incessant cackling.
Not only is this EXTREMELY annoying, but you've heard this before. Last time you had heard it, you ended up with a punctured lung and a cracked skull. After a long wait you finally see them, figures so small you'd usually ignore them. Shouts in an unknown language fill the air as you growl and get up. One, with a large, broad horn and skin that looked like broken glass charged forward. It seemed to have a single eye from the glint of light. You go to rip it in half, but you get interrupted by the sound of not-quite-right wings grinding bone in use, and you dodge from an incoming attack. At this point you can see that you are currently surrounded.
They started ripping at you, you retaliate and they dodge, bites, kicks, gores, you tear one's head off finally, another's foul guts are spilled (you are not touching those, even if it would finish it off) and another bled to death. You rip a final one's head off, and wonder why the horrible noise hasn't stopped... Another grinding noise, and you turn to see another tiny creature that immediately bit into your seventh head. No damage other than to the scale but it startled you. You try to snap at the latched creature, but it was mostly out of reach until you bit it's right leg. After a thought of happiness that you are almost to the end of this, you rip it's leg clean off, followed by it's arm. This was until it got it's own opening and punched you hard enough that you threw up. It then bled to death, and silence returns. You are bruised all over, with a few larger injuries.

Spoiler: Current appearance plus injuries (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: OOC notes (click to show/hide)

Boogy men pretty much have a 100% chance to cause injuries to a hydra at this point but said hydra is still able to take them out. That also could've went better if it wasn't for boogy men having an extreme amount of speed; in one hydra strike there are about 2 or 3 boogy man strikes.

[Taupe]

Carry the boogyman corpses and lay them around your lair entrance, that members of their tribe know not to fuck with your multi-headed badassitude.

[Pyrefly]

Carry the boogyman corpses and lay them around your lair entrance, that members of their tribe know not to fuck with your multi-headed badassitude.

You carefully pick one of the corpses up as the sun starts to rise in the background- You suddenly have a mouth full of smoke. You cough it out and realize the corpses are gone, the parts you ripped off are gone, and most of the blood is gone. The only trace of them left is a cloud of smoke.
You are slightly annoyed at this.

[UXLZ]

Consider the possibility of adopting a human child.