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Was it because of the Mexicans?

Yes.
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No.
- 1 (9.1%)
Maybe.
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I don't know.
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I blame the Mexicans.
- 10 (90.9%)

Total Members Voted: 10


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Author Topic: The Zone Explorer -- Last spot filled, waitlist ready for newcomers.  (Read 12171 times)

DontBanTheMan

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2014, 03:04:57 pm »
"Hey cool, non-Russians."
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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2014, 03:40:38 pm »
(You know, I wonder if 'British' is actually a legendary stalker in the Zone and saying 'I'm British' would be impersonating him...)
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werty892

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2014, 04:00:11 pm »
"Idiots, don't shoot, we're friendly. Just came into town."
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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2014, 02:12:13 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on November 29, 2014, 03:40:38 pm
(You know, I wonder if 'British' is actually a legendary stalker in the Zone and saying 'I'm British' would be impersonating him...)
Get ready for a 1, then, to get an extremely angry legendary stalker pump ya full o' lead.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Fniff

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2014, 02:28:08 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on November 30, 2014, 02:12:13 pm
Quote from: Fniff on November 29, 2014, 03:40:38 pm
(You know, I wonder if 'British' is actually a legendary stalker in the Zone and saying 'I'm British' would be impersonating him...)
Get ready for a 1, then, to get an extremely angry legendary stalker pump ya full o' lead.
And for a 6 that means they mistake a nebbish somewhat overweight and balding Southern England chartered account for a most likely Cockney (They always are, anyone who gets nicknamed British) badass stalker.
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Nidilap

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2014, 06:06:02 pm »
May I join? If so...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2014, 11:34:05 am »
Shit, my procrastination! Uhh, how about I make a turn tomorrow?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Nidilap

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2014, 07:42:44 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on December 02, 2014, 11:34:05 am
Shit, my procrastination! Uhh, how about I make a turn tomorrow?

Is that a yes
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2014, 08:54:51 am »
Yeah, sure.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2014, 09:45:42 am »
Sorry for being so late. Very sorry, indeed.

Everyone but Nidillap:

[5]The men behind the barricades start shouting in various languages for you to lie down on the floor. You start seeing the silhouettes of the armed stalkers, and one of them looks very interested in Nigel. He gestures for him to get closer to the wall, and Nigel follows. He looks shocked to see him, and maybe even... happy? Suddenly, some of the cars move around five meters outwards, pushed by an invisible, powerful force, and you can see figures of about twenty or more men inside, aiming their guns at you.

Nidillap:
You stand alongside your comrades, waiting for the fresh meat to be checked out by Herb, but he seems oddly interested in the group. He gesticulates towards some of them, and makes a small gesture for you to open the passageway. You nod and run off towards Herb's tent and take the eye artifact you guys use. You are very careful to not touch anything metal while you run back, as you realize that the eye can and will push away anything metal easily with lots of force. You silently tell other stalkers to prepare, and you poke the entrance with the eye.
You seen the wall move lots of times, but you don't think you will ever get used to the force the artifact uses to push away the cars.  You see five men, one in particular closer to the entrance, looking terrified by the squad of gunmen all aiming their guns at him.
Herb shouts "He's one of us, but check these guys out!".
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Nidilap

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2014, 04:47:27 pm »
Leave your weapons at gate. We take them inside, no you.

Point to a wall where they should drop their weapons
« Last Edit: December 04, 2014, 08:39:42 pm by Nidilap »
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Fniff

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2014, 06:07:23 pm »
Put my hands up while smiling very nervously and sweating heavily.
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DontBanTheMan

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2014, 06:19:09 pm »
Do as the bastards nice men with the guns order.
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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2014, 06:57:10 pm »
Drop all my swords, being very sad of the 3 missing swords.
Try to smuggle a knife or other small weapon in using my smuggling skill. Only take it if I can find an actually good hiding spot.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2014, 12:10:00 pm by NAV »
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Pancaek

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Re: The Zone Explorer -- A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ripoff RtD about getting rich and death.
« Reply #59 on: December 05, 2014, 08:45:36 am »
"Sure sure."

Leave my revolver at the designated spot. Do as the men say.
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