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Author Topic: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]  (Read 11539 times)

~Neri

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2014, 05:29:59 pm »
INTO THE AIRVENTS!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2014, 05:31:30 pm »
PRESS THE ESCAPE KEY ON THE KEYBOARD
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Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2014, 05:40:05 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
Assist.
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
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Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2014, 06:36:21 pm »
Quote from: Wolfkit on October 30, 2014, 05:40:05 pm
Quote from: Lyeos on October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
Assist.
Assist.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2014, 07:34:40 pm »
Escape through eldritch means.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2014, 08:29:09 pm »
Bite him in the back, where the power armor's systems are stored.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2014, 09:46:29 am »
Teleport into the reactor room.
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People just be cray cray, yo.
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I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
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I’m not Shakerag!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2014, 05:59:39 pm »
Eat the guard that hit my head and poop him out in the middle of the room. Make a tribal dance around said poop.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2014, 04:09:59 pm »
Attempt to dodge the surfaces I'm being used to bludgeon. If that proves impossible, parry them with my arm-spines.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Kevak is escaping!]
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2014, 12:53:22 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
[1]
You try to do that, but both your arms pop off at the shoulders.

Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 30, 2014, 05:13:29 pm
BECOME SATAN

SUMMON MYSELF
[6]
You successfully become satan, then you summon two of yourselves. The other you looks very angry and Satanic and flips you the bird.

Quote from: Kevak on October 30, 2014, 05:29:59 pm
INTO THE AIRVENTS!
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You successfully climb into an airvent and begin making your way to wherever it is you want to go. Continue being this competent and you'll escape in no time.

Quote from: Migue5356 on October 30, 2014, 05:31:30 pm
PRESS THE ESCAPE KEY ON THE KEYBOARD
[6]
You press the escape button to signal that there has been an escape like the good little snitch that you are. Then the sirens start blaring and there are hundreds of mean looking guards marching down the halls.

Quote from: Wolfkit on October 30, 2014, 05:40:05 pm
Quote from: Lyeos on October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
Assist.
[3]
You sorta manage to jam Lyeos's arms back onto his shoulder stumps. It's not very elegant, or functional, but at least he can function as a link in the Yoink-wielding chain now.

Quote from: Dorsidwarf on October 30, 2014, 06:36:21 pm
Quote from: Wolfkit on October 30, 2014, 05:40:05 pm
Quote from: Lyeos on October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
Assist.
Assist.
[5]
You wield Lyeos who is wielding Wolfkit who is wielding Yoink and you use Yoink to bludgeon the door down. The door is bludgeoned down.

Quote from: Beirus on October 30, 2014, 07:34:40 pm
Escape through eldritch means.
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If by eldritch means you mean sit on your fat tentacled ass and do nothing, and by escape you mean not escape, then you succeed.

Quote from: blazing glory on October 30, 2014, 08:29:09 pm
Bite him in the back, where the power armor's systems are stored.
[1]
That is where the grenades are stored you dummy. You just swallowed a frag grenade.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on October 31, 2014, 05:59:39 pm
Eat the guard that hit my head and poop him out in the middle of the room. Make a tribal dance around said poop.
[2]
Your pathetic toothless gums are no match for the guard's rippling muscly armoured bod.

Quote from: Yoink on November 02, 2014, 04:09:59 pm
Attempt to dodge the surfaces I'm being used to bludgeon. If that proves impossible, parry them with my arm-spines.
[3]
You protect yourself with your arm spines but you still have some nasty bruises.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Kevak is escaping!]
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2014, 12:56:49 pm »
TAKE LEVELS IN DRAGONFIRE ADEPT, BURN EVERYTHING IN MY WAY
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Kevak is escaping!]
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2014, 12:57:39 pm »
Be wielded. Be swung along with those I'm wielding at all who oppose us.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Kevak is escaping!]
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2014, 02:02:34 pm »
Jump out into space and fly to Earth.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Kevak is escaping!]
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2014, 02:25:59 pm »
Just walk out. Or shamble. Or slither. Or whatever eldritch means of locomotion I have.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Kevak is escaping!]
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2014, 05:02:42 pm »
Remember what the route to the shuttles is via airvents and remember if they have antiorbital defenses.
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