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Author Topic: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]  (Read 11494 times)

Ozarck

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [WE'S BE BLOWIN THIS JOINT!]
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2014, 03:15:44 pm »
Incarnate as a cat with six toes on each foot in a cell. Meow for snacksies. And also to be taken elsewhere than a cell in a prison on the moon. (six toed cats are mutants, right?)
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2014, 05:09:37 pm »
Quote from: Wolfkit on November 20, 2014, 08:29:24 pm
Incorporate the dragon in the people weapon
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THE PEOPLE-CHAIN WEAPON IS NOW TIPPED WITH A CYBORG DRAGON WITH MACHINEGUNS FOR TEETH, CONSIDERABLY INCREASING ITS LETHALITY.

Quote from: Lyeos on November 20, 2014, 08:58:54 pm
Quote from: Wolfkit on November 20, 2014, 08:29:24 pm
Incorporate the dragon in the people weapon
Assist!
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YOU ASSIST WOLFKIT PERFECTLY EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP.

Quote from: masked_krusader on November 20, 2014, 10:11:38 pm
Damage the reactor to divert guard attention to emergency.
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YOU PUNCH THE REACTOR. IT IS SURROUNDED BY A FORCE FIELD. NOTHING HAPPENS.

Quote from: Kevak on November 21, 2014, 05:15:25 am
Disable guns. Head to hanger.
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THE GUNS ARE NOW HANDICAPPED AND IN WHEELCHAIRS.
YOU HEAD TO THE GALLOWS WHERE THEY HANG PEOPLE.

Quote from: Migue5356 on November 21, 2014, 07:31:49 pm
Escape while everyone is distracted by the Giant Cyborg Dragon with machine guns for teeth.
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YOU ESCAPE INTO OUTER SPACE. ENJOY NOT HAVING OXYGEN.

Quote from: poketwo on November 21, 2014, 09:50:47 pm
NO, I AM LEADER OF MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION OF EARTH THAT'S GOING TO START RIGHT NOW
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YOU ARE THE LEADER OF A MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION TRAPPED IN MOON PRISON.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on November 22, 2014, 03:11:20 am
Use the power of FART and HONK to get to Earth faster!
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YOUR BUTT EXPLODES AND YOU DIE FOREVER.

Quote from: Haveroszaur on November 23, 2014, 01:30:03 pm
Choke them all!
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YOU LEGLESSLY CHOKE THE GUARDS THEN YOUR COOKED SEVERED LEGS CHOKE THE RICH CONNOISSUERS.

Quote from: Ozarck on November 23, 2014, 03:15:44 pm
Incarnate as a cat with six toes on each foot in a cell. Meow for snacksies. And also to be taken elsewhere than a cell in a prison on the moon. (six toed cats are mutants, right?)
[GM has a six toed cat]
You are the prison's warden. You meow. A guard brings you many snacksies while informing you that the prisoners are escaping
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2014, 05:20:26 pm »
USE OUR MASSIVE NUMBERS AND TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY TO ESCAPE THE PRISON AND GET THE INVASION GOING AGAIN
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2014, 05:52:39 pm »
To the escape shuttle! Hammer aside guards with the people-dragon-machine gun-battering ram. Get as many prisoners aboard the shuttles as possible, then launch! Launch for freedom!

ALL TOGETHER NOW MATIES! ONE FINAL PUSH!
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Ozarck

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2014, 06:51:15 pm »
Commence lockdown procedures. Release the hounds.
"Run, mice. Run. The hunt is on."
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2014, 06:54:15 pm »
Incorporate as much of the prison as possible into The Weapon to make The Weapon
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2014, 06:59:23 pm »
Escape with Dorsid and friends.
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People just be cray cray, yo.
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I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
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Ozarck

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2014, 08:11:13 pm »
also, deintensify Krusader's freedom. Deintensify it a lot.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [WE'S BE BLOWIN THIS JOINT!]
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2014, 11:46:37 pm »
Quote from: Beirus on November 21, 2014, 08:30:19 pm
Eldritchwalk myself down the hallways. Maybe look for a cafeteria.
YOU MISSED ME! NOW I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR ELDRITCH FOURTHMEAL.

Go enjoy eldritch fourthmeal. And by that, I mean go eat the sanity of something.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #54 on: November 24, 2014, 12:11:54 am »
Somehow survive without oxygen!
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]hi guys,im back, who was missing me?

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #55 on: November 24, 2014, 02:08:26 am »
Go to the place where the shuttles are.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #56 on: November 24, 2014, 05:30:17 am »
Initiate romance subplot with giant cyborg dragon with machine guns for teeth.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2014, 07:59:22 am »
Be dead and make sure that I do not come alive if I roll a seventeen.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2014, 09:51:03 am »
Evolve instantly regrowing limbs!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2014, 11:12:45 am »
Quote from: Yoink on November 24, 2014, 05:30:17 am
Initiate romance subplot with giant cyborg dragon with machine guns for teeth.
I recommend attaching yourself to the peopleweapon to do so.
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