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[Aseaheru]

Be THE ROOM!

Bring OLD MAN HENDERSON with us. Give him his gnomes back, and then direct him to the INFERNAL COVEN.
Also, give the SPACE-GNOMES the ability to exit the complex of rooms, and cause them to do so.

[Worldmaster27]

THAT GAME was invoked, so I am here to apologize to the poor GM valued customer and assure them that WorldCo^tm is not liable for any permanent moral and/or emotional damage received by using its products. Thank you, and please do read again.

In otherwords PTW

[Omeganaut]

Take notes on everything that has happened.  Post notes all over walls.

[Greiger]

Spawn many giant hand things called wall masters.   Make them hide in walls and randomly attack creatures and drag them into nearby walls.  Make creatures grabbed by wall masters appear in the doorway to THE ROOM.

Make sure telefragging is set to ON.

[Tawa]

Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM

you now have a PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM
it isn't doing much
the GM is reminded of THIS

TAWAROCHIR rejoices that he has successfully invoked THIS'

sic GIANT DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM on OLD MAN HENDERSON

and give CACTUS some kind of ELDER-GOD-ISH NAME like AKL'BNELNLDKFV

[AoshimaMichio]

PLAYER notes that THREAD TITLE is not correct. I am THE LAST ROOM.

Balance all opposing forces so no one has more power than another. Let COLD WAR commence.

[Generally me]

Gnomes use EAT FACE

[flame99]

Be THE ROOM!

you are THE ROOM

Be THE ROOM!

Bring OLD MAN HENDERSON with us. Give him his gnomes back, and then direct him to the INFERNAL COVEN.
Also, give the SPACE-GNOMES the ability to exit the complex of rooms, and cause them to do so.

OLD MAN HENDERSON is in THE ROOM
OLD MAN HENDERSON now has his GNOMES
OLD MAN HENDERSON is directed to the INFERNAL COVEN
however, OLD MAN HENDERSON has his gnomes!
OLD MAN HENDERSON goes off to go murder some ALLIES.
THE SPACE-GNOMES can now teleport to THE ABYSS
THE SPACE-GNOMES are now in THE ABYSS

Take notes on everything that has happened.  Post notes all over walls.

Take notes on everything that has happened.  Post notes all over walls.

NOTES are taken and posted

Spawn many giant hand things called wall masters.   Make them hide in walls and randomly attack creatures and drag them into nearby walls.  Make creatures grabbed by wall masters appear in the doorway to THE ROOM.
Make sure telefragging is set to ON.

the WALL MASTERS are now a thing
several INNOCENTS are TELEFRAGGED
you monster

Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM

you now have a PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM
it isn't doing much
the GM is reminded of THIS

TAWAROCHIR rejoices that he has successfully invoked THIS'

sic GIANT DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM on OLD MAN HENDERSON

and give CACTUS some kind of ELDER-GOD-ISH NAME like AKL'BNELNLDKFV

you don't have a GIANT DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM!
but I will be kind for once
the *AHEM* PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM is now sicced on OLD MAN HENDERSON!
it isn't doing much
OLD MAN HENDERSON kinda nudges it over
the PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM activates
PL'AST IC DAHNSEENG CAC'ATUS O'FDO OM THE DESTROYER devours OLD MAN HENDERSON!
PL'AST IC DAHnSEENG CAC'ATUS O'FDO OM THE DESTROYER is ravaging THE ROOM!

PLAYER notes that THREAD TITLE is not correct. I am THE LAST ROOM.

Balance all opposing forces so no one has more power than another. Let COLD WAR commence.

the HALF-LIFE DLCS are balanced
COLD WAR between PL'AST IC DAHNSEENG CAC'ATUS O'FDO OM THE DESTROYER, the GDA and BOARS, and the INFERNAL COVEN has commenced

Gnomes use EAT FACE

GNOMES use EAT FACE
...it's not very effective

[Prophet]

Spawn a wraith named Prophet.

((Ghosty stuffs!))

[Omeganaut]

Be FLAMEBOY99.  Be in the middle of THE ROOM.  INTERACT with ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES.

[flame99]

Spawn a wraith named Prophet.

((Ghosty stuffs!))

PROPHET has been spawned
he is a WRAITH

Be FLAMEBOY99.  Be in the middle of THE ROOM.  INTERACT with ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES.

you are now FLAMEBOY99
you are in THE ROOM
you interact with ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES
THEY don't seem to particularly like you.

[Andres]

Grow tentacle from belly button. Name it Magnus.

[Prophet]

Have Prophet haunt FLAMEBOY99.

[3man75]

FLAMEBOY99 calls the Ghostbusters to destroy the annoying wraith.

Spawn space marines to fight the alliance. Give the alliance gundams and a select few the knowledge of how to pilot them. Report on battles.

[Andres]

Give the Imperium of Man some Gunmen to use.