I'm beginning to forget what there is in every room. But anyway: Summon Gol-goroth to keep company for Cthulhu.
you summon GOL-GOROTH!
GOL-GOROTH and CTHULHU are making an INFERNAL PACT!
Create race of tea-loveing short beings with great intelligence who may want to throw rocks at celestial bodies to see them explode that lives on the spacestation made for the dwarves that are in the wrong room.
Also create a new door between the two rooms, raising the ceiling in the first room if necessary. The door should be large enough to throw a planetoid thru, and be out of the rooms atmosphere.
you create the THINGS THAT WILL HEREBY BE CALLED SPACE-GNOMES
Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM
you now have a PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM
it isn't doing much
the GM is reminded of
THISCombine room and next room into THE ROOM!
ROOM and NEXT ROOM are combined!
the new room is THE ROOM!
the ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES lay siege to the INFERNAL COVEN
the GDA and NEWLY LIBERATED PIGS declare WAR on the INFERNAL COVEN!
the ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES are devoured!
the GDA and PIGS are biding their time
Be LAST ROOM, spawn LAST BOSS and PROTAGONIST to see their epic fight.
you are last room
you spawn the LAST BOSS
the LAST BOSS menaces with TEETH OF RAZORS, SKIN OF STEEL, and EYES OF LAZ0RS
you spawn the PROTAGONIST
unfortunately, the PROTAGONIST hasn't been GRINDING
the PROTAGONIST is squished horribly
Turn boars faces into Batman
there aren't any BOARS in the last room!
Summon Old Man Henderson. Put gnomes in the room we hate most.
OLD MAN HENDERSON has been spawned!
OLD MAN HENDERSON takes down the LAST BOSS in a FEAT OF AMAZING BADASSITUDE!
OLD MAN HENDERSON is looking for some MUCKLE-DERMED CULTISTS!
the POSTER is sorry for the GM, as the POSTER was unable to read the first page of THAT THING without feeling horrible, and the POSTER wasn't even involved with it.
the GM is thankful for ASEAHERU'S SYMPATHY