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[Aseaheru]

Give the Dwarves technology to go into Space, and a spacestation for them to go to.

Then expand room to include a asteroid belt.

[Prophet]

Spawn a cult to worship Cthulhu.

[flame99]

Go back to being the first room.

you are room

Go back to being the first room.

((Pssh, boring much?))
Create an army of the undead, demons, and other such monstrosities.
Prepare a siege party at the door

the GM agrees with PROPHET
you create an army of ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES
they are ready to launch a SIEGE

in other news, the PERSON has arrived
the BOARS and the GDA are fighting!
the war is favoring the BOARS

Go back to being the first room.

((Pssh, boring much?))

You know what? Fine! Don't change! Stay as the Cthulhu room!

you are next room

Spawn a victim for Cthulhu.

you spawn a VICTIM!
he was the PERSON in the other room

Give the Dwarves technology to go into Space, and a spacestation for them to go to.

Then expand room to include a asteroid belt.

there are no DWARVES in you because you are next room, not room!
you are now much higher, and contain an ASTEROID BELT

Spawn a cult to worship Cthulhu.

you now have a CULT inside you!

the CULT sacrificed the VICTIM!
CTHULHU is eating a significant portion of the CULT

room's ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES will siege in 1 turn!

[AoshimaMichio]

I'm beginning to forget what there is in every room. But anyway: Summon Gol-goroth to keep company for Cthulhu.

[Aseaheru]

Create race of tea-loveing short beings with great intelligence who may want to throw rocks at celestial bodies to see them explode that lives on the spacestation made for the dwarves that are in the wrong room.
 Also create a new door between the two rooms, raising the ceiling in the first room if necessary. The door should be large enough to throw a planetoid thru, and be out of the rooms atmosphere.

[Tawa]

Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM

[Prophet]

Combine room and next room into THE ROOM!

[Migue5356]

Be LAST ROOM, spawn LAST BOSS and PROTAGONIST to see their epic fight.

[Generally me]

Turn boars faces into Batman

[Omeganaut]

Be a Teacher.  Continue on from where we left off

[flame99]

Be a Teacher.  Continue on from where we left off

...
the GM reads the thread
the GM does not feel comfortable
the GM sympathizes with WORLDMASTER
the GM has assumed the FETAL POSITION
the GM says that he will post a FULL UPDATE soon
HE isn't touching that with a ELEVEN-FOOT POLE, though

[Omeganaut]

Summon Old Man Henderson.  Put gnomes in the room we hate most.

[Aseaheru]

the POSTER is sorry for the GM, as the POSTER was unable to read the first page of THAT THING without feeling horrible, and the POSTER wasn't even involved with it.

[flame99]

I'm beginning to forget what there is in every room. But anyway: Summon Gol-goroth to keep company for Cthulhu.

you summon GOL-GOROTH!
GOL-GOROTH and CTHULHU are making an INFERNAL PACT!

Create race of tea-loveing short beings with great intelligence who may want to throw rocks at celestial bodies to see them explode that lives on the spacestation made for the dwarves that are in the wrong room.
 Also create a new door between the two rooms, raising the ceiling in the first room if necessary. The door should be large enough to throw a planetoid thru, and be out of the rooms atmosphere.

you create the THINGS THAT WILL HEREBY BE CALLED SPACE-GNOMES

Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM

you now have a PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM
it isn't doing much
the GM is reminded of THIS

Combine room and next room into THE ROOM!

ROOM and NEXT ROOM are combined!
the new room is THE ROOM!
the ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES lay siege to the INFERNAL COVEN
the GDA and NEWLY LIBERATED PIGS declare WAR on the INFERNAL COVEN!
the ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES are devoured!
the GDA and PIGS are biding their time

Be LAST ROOM, spawn LAST BOSS and PROTAGONIST to see their epic fight.

you are last room
you spawn the LAST BOSS
the LAST BOSS menaces with TEETH OF RAZORS, SKIN OF STEEL, and EYES OF LAZ0RS
you spawn the PROTAGONIST
unfortunately, the PROTAGONIST hasn't been GRINDING
the PROTAGONIST is squished horribly

Turn boars faces into Batman

there aren't any BOARS in the last room!

Summon Old Man Henderson.  Put gnomes in the room we hate most.

OLD MAN HENDERSON has been spawned!
OLD MAN HENDERSON takes down the LAST BOSS in a FEAT OF AMAZING BADASSITUDE!
OLD MAN HENDERSON is looking for some MUCKLE-DERMED CULTISTS!

the POSTER is sorry for the GM, as the POSTER was unable to read the first page of THAT THING without feeling horrible, and the POSTER wasn't even involved with it.

the GM is thankful for ASEAHERU'S SYMPATHY

[Prophet]

Be THE ROOM!