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[Sl4cker]

Why would we do that? We now have a puppy and a butler. And a castle. Maybe we should just go around capturing ALL the castles?

+ all the ones.

[Tawa]

So be it.


Where to?

[Prophet]

Go to the town west of us. ((This island only has room for one samurai warlord! We shall conquer this land and become the shogun!))

[Stirk]

Our castle looks really small here. We don't need a town, we need a castle! Lets go to that fortress thing in the mountains south. Truly, a castle worthy of us!

Also, tell our butler his name is now...Uh, Reltub. Order him to remind us to go back into the basement in the future.

((It really didn't take much for us to become mad with power, did it?))

[mastahcheese]

((Why does the river flow towards the mountain? Does water run uphill in these lands? Unless rivers branch backwards.))

[Lyeos]

((Why does the river flow towards the mountain? Does water run uphill in these lands? Unless rivers branch backwards.))

((Clearly those bits of water are flowing out of the mouths of unmarked caves.))

[Stirk]

((Why does the river flow towards the mountain? Does water run uphill in these lands? Unless rivers branch backwards.))

We can investigate later. For now we got conquering to do. FOR GREAT JUSTICE/HONOR!

[Sl4cker]

Go to the town west of us. ((This island only has room for one samurai warlord! We shall conquer this land and become the shogun!))

+1

[Tawa]

((Why does the river flow towards the mountain? Does water run uphill in these lands? Unless rivers branch backwards.))

((Clearly those bits of water are flowing out of the mouths of unmarked caves.))

Google "drainage map". The rivers aren't flowing from the ocean and branching off--runoff and springwater from higher areas flow into the main river, rather than the main river branching off.

[mastahcheese]

Oh, I'm used to looking at maps with low drainage, and lots of valleys.

Carry on!

[Tawa]

NOTE: HEALTH IS SIMPLIFIED! OHYEAH!



The guards do not take kindly to you and Shopro's arrival.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Meiyo (Lv. 7)
Class: Samurai: A lonesome warrior from the far eastern deserts and mountains. Specializes in swords of all kinds.
Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d10
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d6
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d6
Charisma: 1d8

Skills: Rising Sun: 10% chance of über-attack that heals health.

Inventory
Randolph: The counterpart or something to some sword or other. +1d4 to STR for attacks.
Shopro (Lv. 7)
Class: Archer: combatants as specializing in all kinds of bow. Bad, but nothing else is known about it.
Healthy Whole Like: |||||||||| 100%

Strongth: 1d6
Life: 1d8
Deft: 1d10
Intellectual: 1d8
Recognizing: 1d10
Courageour: 1d6

Skills: Hawk Eyes: Possibilities of hitting an increase of 20%.

Inventory
Shoprbow: Homemade Shopro supply. ...... Just a limp. -1d4 Courageour.
Guard (Lv. 7)
Class: Soldier: A rank-and-file warrior who wields spears. Jack of all trades.
Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d8
Livelihood: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d10
Charisma: 1d8

Skills: Armored Mook: Loses extra HP on hit, but has an effective +1d6 Livelihood. Granted by Mook Armor.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Guardsman's Spear: A boring spear of boringness.
Mook Armor: Grants skill "Armored Mook".
Dog (Lv. 7)
Class: Beast: Much bark! Great strength!
Overall Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d12
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d4
Perception: 1d8
Charisma: 1d6

Skills: Mark of the Wild: Make a second attack on a critical hit.

Inventory
Dog's Claw: Much scratch! Such cut!

[Prophet]

Attack their arms?

[Stirk]

Attack their arms?

But then we will end up ruler of the unarmed lands. And since health was simplified, location doesn't really matter. We will attack all their knees! It worked great last time.

[Prophet]

Attack their arms?

But then we will end up ruler of the unarmed lands. And since health was simplified, location doesn't really matter. We will attack all their knees! It worked great last time.

That sounds like a logical argument so +1.

[Generally me]

Everyone focus on the front two. Then once they die demand the surrender of the others