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[Stirk]

Hmmm. She seems to speak a foreign language. Shopro is well traveled! Have Shopro translate her language into something we can understand! He is so eloquent it should be easy.

[Prophet]

Hmmm. She seems to speak a foreign language. Shopro is well traveled! Have Shopro translate her language into something we can understand! He is so eloquent it should be easy.

+1

[Stirk]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also, I just noticed that was an anime girl with a gun ordering him to do things on one side (me) and a dog on the other (prophet) and then I laughed.

[Tawa]

Oooooohhhh, OK.

Shopro does not seem to like the woman.

Shopro begins fighting with the woman.

Meanwhile, up at Orange Manor, a certain sorcerer is tired of random fights with this woman.

The low-res cops come!

It is believed that Shopro instigated the fight with the woman, who claims to be named "Rainy Soul Miasma". The police refuse to let either of you leave until the matter is firmly settled of who was responsible for the fight. You need to lie your way out of here so you can face the Tangerine Sorcerer.



The judge requests that the prosecution, a Mr. Lobdiao, make an opening statement.


"It is clear that Shopro is responsible for the fighting."

[Stirk]

Let Shopro speak in his own defense! I think we grinded his Law and Persuasion skill enough that he should pass. Do we have the money for an Elite lawyer?

[Prophet]

Seduce defense into giving up?

[mastahcheese]

No! We're a Hero^TM and we need to fight for JUSTICE! These fools have no evidence, no witnesses, nothing!

[Prophet]

No! We're a Hero^TM and we need to fight for JUSTICE! These fools have no evidence, no witnesses, nothing!

+1!

[Tawa]

Let Shopro speak in his own defense! I think we grinded his Law and Persuasion skill enough that he should pass. Do we have the money for an Elite lawyer?

Even though you find Shopro interesting, his Charisma die is 1d4. Basically anything he says would bring your LEGAL HEALTH BAR down a few notches.

You also have 150 ⚔ coins, which is almost enough for a small house (that is, roughly a sixteenth of the cost of an elite lawyer. You need sleepers for those, bro.)

Seduce defense into giving up?

The trees lawyer are is asexual and uninterested in your advances.

No! We're a Hero^TM and we need to fight for JUSTICE FOR ALL! These foolish fools foolishly doing foolish tomfoolery have no evidence, no witnesses, nothing!

"OBJECTION! The prosecution doesn't have any evidence!"

"Then I call my first witness to the stand."

"Ok, so, I was in my house, and there were these two guys fighting in my yard, so I called the cops."

CROSS-EXAMINATION
---What I Saw---

[Prophet]

((I like his top hat.))

Continue to fight in our defense of justice!

[Stirk]

Lawyers count as lawful evil right? We might consider cutting our way out of this, as always.

Present the counter-evidence! The Ice in our bag! You see, the ice didn't melt be Shopro is an 'ice' guy, who it was 'ice' to meet. Thus, the ice didn't melt. If the ice is nice you mice equise! Throw around accusations of racism while we are at it.

[Tawa]

"Your honor, the ice in my pack didn't melt, because Shopro's an ice guy. Therefore, Shopro wouldn't start the fight, because 'an ice guy' sounds like 'a nice guy', and nice guys wouldn't react racistly toward goths."

"Are you saying this witness is unreliable, despite his presence at the scene?"

[Stirk]

Nod sagely.

[birdy51]

Nod sagely.

[Prophet]

Nod sagely.

((Well if this goes bad we can just pull out our sword and try to fight our way out? Although that might fail too.))