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[birdy51]

We are right in all matters.

[Tawa]

The nod came out completely wrong, but I like it anyway because it's funny.

"Of course."


"I doubt it. Sorcerer, give a better testimony."


"I refuse to plead the fifth."

[Stirk]

Accuse our opponents of not wearing pants under their desks! Find the nearest book and throw it at our opponents!

[mastahcheese]

*Too busy laughing at nod to post action*

[Prophet]

((That nod is awesome!  ))

Defend justice harder!!!

[Stirk]

Or, more saner then my last one, accuse the Tangerine of copyright fermenting! He is obviously a caricature of popular forum goer King Of Stary Skies!

[Tawa]

"You people aren't wearing pants! And you, Tangerine! You're nothing but a caricature!"


"MISTER SENSHI! WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE CURRENT INVESTIGATION?"


"I--uh... (I don't think that won me any points with the judge.)"

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[mastahcheese]

OH SHIT

THIS COURT IS RIGGED

IT DOESN'T SAY "FOR GREAT JUSTICE"

IT SAYS "F OR GREAT JUSTICE"

WHAT IS F?!?!??!?!

[Stirk]

IF THE PANTS DON'T FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT YOUR HONOR!

[Prophet]

Ask why they think that Shopro started the fight in the first place. The goth could have attacked Shopro first!

[birdy51]

Of course. She did attack him first! And we... Were a witness at the scene! Which means... That it's all hearsay! Which means... Shopro goes free! Because we can't determine who attacked who!

[Tawa]

"Where's your evidence that Shopro attacked her first? I was a witness! She attacked him!"


"Really? You said otherwise in questioning."


"But... I..."

Shopro begins fighting with the woman.

"Mister Senshi, I will have to penalize you for this."

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[Stirk]

Ah, court cases are hard when you are obviously in the wrong. Also, did that F move? I think it moved. You really could have just re-used the old one...

Unless it is a trap.

Anyway, we should call the witness to the stand. Call the Goth to the stand! Attempt to make her say "Don't Judge me" to the judge, thus dismissing the case!

[birdy51]

This is true. We can't crack the orange. But we can crack her  until she breaks.

[Prophet]

I agree. We are right in all matters!

((For some reason I imagine little imaginary versions of our avatars floating around his head telling him what to do and arguing. For some reason I have been doing that since that one update.))