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[Tawa]

Radiant Stab him in the heart.

+1 for honor!

Ulap lies dead on the floor.


+2 KP

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Say be right back. Go stab the two on the last room through the skulls several times and remove their heads and hearts to delete any chance of revival.

+1

Xinon's body is gone.

Dammit.

The hat guy has no skull anymore, though.

[~Neri]

New policy: Decapicate everyone we kill.

[Yourmaster]

We can't do that. We have to capture them and force them to commit seppoku. If they don't, then we can decapitate them.

[~Neri]

We let a plot important get away because we didn't chop off his head. We can't even reach One Henderson if we don't start decapicating people.

Decapicate Ulap.

[Prophet]

We let a plot important get away because we didn't chop off his head. We can't even reach One Henderson if we don't start decapicating people.

Decapicate Ulap.

+1

[GiglameshDespair]

Nick the sword leaning against the wall.

We shall be a wandering sword collector.

[Stirk]

Fools. If they are truly plot-important, you cannot slay them with simple decapitation. No sword known to man can pierce plot armor!

Snort some sugar to test its quality, then find someone to buy it. Next time the mercenary guy attacks, we can simply buy him off with the profits. It isn't illegal because we arn't the ones smuggling it!

[Yourmaster]

-1 to decapitation. I thought the idea was to regain our honor!

[~Neri]

We are regaining our honor by creating a Henderson.

[GiglameshDespair]

We are regaining our honor by creating a Henderson.

No. A Henderson is not something to aim towards unless the GM is bad. There is no honour in a Henderson.

[Tawa]

We let a plot important get away because we didn't chop off his head. We can't even reach One Henderson if we don't start decapicating people.

Decapicate Ulap.

+1

Ulap is now a professional headless man.

Snort some sugar to test its quality, then find someone to buy it. Next time the mercenary guy attacks, we can simply buy him off with the profits. It isn't illegal because we arn't the ones smuggling it!

Your sense of honor disallows you from eating sugar or engaging in any illegal activities with it. Fortunately, snorting it is not illegal, mostly because sugar is eaten for the flavor, not snorted. What, do you think "sugar" is just slang for "cocaine" or something?

Anyway, it seems OK-ish.

[~Neri]

Realize that tasting and smelling is identical. Realize sugar smelltastes really good. Become addicted to sugar. Eat sugar.

[GiglameshDespair]

As always, a flat -1 to anything Kevak suggests.

See what's through the door. Take the sword against the wall.

[Prophet]

+1 to going through the door


((I'm sorry I can't take it anymore! BoulderHarem!))

[Stirk]

The door is obviously a trap. We should burst through the wall, preferably in the blood-letter, like the koolaid man. That is what the sugar snorting was for, to give us the rush to do that!