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[tntey]

You are the evil wizard (blank) creator of the zombie apocalypse. Right now, you only have one zombie. But, as your magical powers grow, you can grow an army, and take over the world! But, first, you should tell me about yourself

Name:
Magical Pet:
Apprentices: (Y/N)

[Stirk]

Name:Retsam Eibomz
Magical Pet: Apparently a Zombie
Apprentices: Yes, the Zombie is also my apprentice.

[Parsely]

Name: Retsam Eibomz
Magical Pet: Apparently a Zombie
Apprentices: Yes, the Zombie is also my apprentice.

+1 We killed our apprentice and turned him into a zombie, all in the name of !!SCIENCE!!.

[tntey]

You are Retsam Eibomz, you have created a zombie to serve as a pet, and an apprentice, that you try to teach magic. Right now, you have just woken up, and fed your zombie brains! Now, the day is still young. What do yo do?

Apprentice

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Zombie
Fire: 0
Water: 0
Earth: 0
Air: 0
Energy: 0

[3man75]

Name:Retsam Eibomz
Magical Pet: Apparently a Zombie
Apprentices: Yes, the Zombie is also my apprentice. Colonel Yusveni Volgon. The Colonel is an Ex- GRU army officer who worked with spetznaz but decided that he'd rather help someone take over the world. He also has a beef with President Putin over ideology but i don't care about Russian politics.

[Stirk]

Zombie
Fire: 0
Water: 0
Earth: 0
Air: 0
Energy: 0

Pat my pet apprentice on the head, before speaking to him.

"Now, my apprentice, if you want to become a master of Zombies, you must first master the elements. As such, I will set you on fire until you learn its secrets!"

Proceed to set the zombie on fire, stand back and watch with the air of a supportive teacher.

[Parsely]

set the zombie on fire, stand back and watch with the air of a supportive teacher.

+1

[tntey]

The zombie makes weird noises and dies. Not like its the first time.

[Stirk]

Tstststss. I could just revive him again, but then would he learn? No. He will have to do it himself.

I pull up a chair and sit down in front of the zombie.

"Now you did it. All right, you will have to pull yourself out of this one. Go on, revive yourself. It will be good practice."

Sit in the chair and watch the corpse until it revives.

[Parsely]

He didn't burn to ashes, he just fell over and died when we lit him up?

Go find something else to kill and reanimate.

[Funk]

Tstststss. I could just revive him again, but then would he learn? No. He will have to do it himself.

I pull up a chair and sit down in front of the zombie.

"Now you did it. All right, you will have to pull yourself out of this one. Go on, revive yourself. It will be good practice."

Sit in the chair and watch the corpse until it revives.

+1

He didn't burn to ashes, he just fell over and died when we lit him up?

Go find something else to kill and reanimate.

yes his body has been damaged so we should help him out by getting him a new one.
say is that mister tiddles the cat outside?

[tntey]

You let the body lay there, and turn to the window waiting, when your the orange cat, mister tiddles outside, staring at you.

[Parsely]

Murderize Tiddles, animate cat corpse and move apprentice soul into cat body.

[Stirk]

Hmmm....No, that would be rude. My apprentice is obviously lacking support. What I need to do is have another apprentice, a study partner!

Take Mister Tiddles on as an Apprentice!

[tntey]

You recruit Mister Tiddles as an apprentice!

Apprentice

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Mr Tiddles
Fire: 0
Water: 0
Earth: 0
Air: 0
Energy: 0

Patient 0 [DEAD]
Fire: 0
Water: 0
Earth: 0
Air: 0
Energy: 0