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Author Topic: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)  (Read 3579 times)

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Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:45:45 am »
You are the evil wizard (blank) creator of the zombie apocalypse. Right now, you only have one zombie. But, as your magical powers grow, you can grow an army, and take over the world! But, first, you should tell me about yourself

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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2014, 11:33:11 am »
Name:Retsam Eibomz
Magical Pet: Apparently a Zombie
Apprentices: Yes, the Zombie is also my apprentice.
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2014, 11:39:38 am »
Quote from: Stirk on October 13, 2014, 11:33:11 am
Name: Retsam Eibomz
Magical Pet: Apparently a Zombie
Apprentices: Yes, the Zombie is also my apprentice.
+1 We killed our apprentice and turned him into a zombie, all in the name of !!SCIENCE!!.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2014, 11:41:13 am by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 11:44:15 am »
You are Retsam Eibomz, you have created a zombie to serve as a pet, and an apprentice, that you try to teach magic. Right now, you have just woken up, and fed your zombie brains! Now, the day is still young. What do yo do?

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Quote from: FArgHalfnr on September 20, 2015, 09:10:37 am
Speaking of lowest intelligence, that reminds me of the fact that it's probably your first time in prison. Don't worry, I can give you some tips, having spent some time in a few myself. The best way to make friends here is to drop the soap during shower time. Try it, I'm sure you'll love making friends like that!

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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2014, 11:45:08 am »
Quote from: Stirk on October 13, 2014, 11:33:11 am
Name:Retsam Eibomz
Magical Pet: Apparently a Zombie
Apprentices: Yes, the Zombie is also my apprentice. Colonel Yusveni Volgon. The Colonel is an Ex- GRU army officer who worked with spetznaz but decided that he'd rather help someone take over the world. He also has a beef with President Putin over ideology but i don't care about Russian politics.
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2014, 11:48:08 am »
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Zombie
Fire: 0
Water: 0
Earth: 0
Air: 0
Energy: 0

Pat my pet apprentice on the head, before speaking to him.

"Now, my apprentice, if you want to become a master of Zombies, you must first master the elements. As such, I will set you on fire until you learn its secrets!"

Proceed to set the zombie on fire, stand back and watch with the air of a supportive teacher.
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2014, 11:49:26 am »
Quote from: Stirk on October 13, 2014, 11:48:08 am
set the zombie on fire, stand back and watch with the air of a supportive teacher.
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2014, 11:54:38 am »
The zombie makes weird noises and dies. Not like its the first time.
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2014, 11:57:46 am »
Tstststss. I could just revive him again, but then would he learn? No. He will have to do it himself.

I pull up a chair and sit down in front of the zombie.

"Now you did it. All right, you will have to pull yourself out of this one. Go on, revive yourself. It will be good practice."

Sit in the chair and watch the corpse until it revives.
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2014, 12:02:43 pm »
He didn't burn to ashes, he just fell over and died when we lit him up?

Go find something else to kill and reanimate.
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2014, 12:04:41 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on October 13, 2014, 11:57:46 am
Tstststss. I could just revive him again, but then would he learn? No. He will have to do it himself.

I pull up a chair and sit down in front of the zombie.

"Now you did it. All right, you will have to pull yourself out of this one. Go on, revive yourself. It will be good practice."

Sit in the chair and watch the corpse until it revives.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on October 13, 2014, 12:02:43 pm
He didn't burn to ashes, he just fell over and died when we lit him up?

Go find something else to kill and reanimate.
yes his body has been damaged so we should help him out by getting him a new one.
say is that mister tiddles the cat outside?
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2014, 12:11:30 pm »
You let the body lay there, and turn to the window waiting, when your the orange cat, mister tiddles outside, staring at you.
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2014, 12:16:55 pm »
Murderize Tiddles, animate cat corpse and move apprentice soul into cat body.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2014, 12:23:44 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2014, 12:26:55 pm »
Hmmm....No, that would be rude. My apprentice is obviously lacking support. What I need to do is have another apprentice, a study partner!

Take Mister Tiddles on as an Apprentice!
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Re: Ruler of Zed (SG Game)
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2014, 12:39:32 pm »
You recruit Mister Tiddles as an apprentice!

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Quote from: FArgHalfnr on September 20, 2015, 09:10:37 am
Speaking of lowest intelligence, that reminds me of the fact that it's probably your first time in prison. Don't worry, I can give you some tips, having spent some time in a few myself. The best way to make friends here is to drop the soap during shower time. Try it, I'm sure you'll love making friends like that!
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