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[Vgray]

Azem checks that the island still has an adequate quantity of death and riches before materializing above the tournament on a cloud of gold.

"Welcome one and all! For what is sure to be the most exciting event in all the land. Is everybody ready?"

[Kilojoule Proton]

Azem: The island of Death and Riches continues to live up to its name.

You materialize over the tournament village/camp on a cloud of gold dust. The crowds of participants cheer with assent and raise their weapons.

Yaos has been struck down (perma)!

[Stirk]

Azem: The island of Death and Riches continues to live up to its name.

You materialize over the tournament village/camp on a cloud of gold dust. The crowds of participants cheer with assent and raise their weapons.

Yaos has been struck down (perma)!

"....Did Azem just kill Yaos?"

[Vgray]

"Well then, I do believe it's time to begin."

[Andres]

Ratu leaves his host. The permakill sword would negate reincarnation anyway, no point in taking the boy with him.

Ratu: "It was Fusil that killed Yaos! Except for the suicide, he's been behind every single one of his deaths!. He was also responsible for the Stone Warriors who slaughtered scores of innocent Gruens and Mountwyrms! Considering that he was in charge of Dar-MA-Gome when he turned into a monster I'd say that nearly every bad thing since the universe began was Fusil's fault in the end. I recommend permanently sealing him and his angels away, if not outright killing them."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A Human woman with heavy makeup covered in knife-shaped stickers marked "FUSIL" with a musket also marked "FUSIL" with various dull knives marked "FUSIL" glued onto her clothing and a label marked "TYKKI" appears next to a jelly roll labeled "FUSIL."

"I am definitely... Tiki, by the way. Yes, definitely Tiki. Tiki. The jelly roll is definitely Fusil and not--He's Fusil, OK?"

The jelly roll begins speaking: "Good job as always, Tykki. Are you ready to kill Yaos off for the sixth and final time? What do you think, Yaos? No, I don’t expect you to respond. Ever again, really. It took a lot of effort to get you here. Orchestrating five deaths. Tykki had to put a lot of effort in to put you down. We did it mostly ourselves, too. I don’t remember the other Gods ever really helping me put you down, and despite what you think the Void had nothing to do with your deaths. It’s too bad it had to end like this. You started this when you had me arrested foolishly. Then killed me. I decided to return the favor. Before that, we got along fine. We could have kept that up if you were not so insane. I kept deciding to spare you, but you and your angels just had to keep antagonizing me. So here we are. "

"Tykki is the one who did most of the work. All I really did was point her in the right direction, and give her the powers needed to complete her mission, of course. A sword that could kill Gods, steal the souls of Angels, and change form with my blessing and her ability to change into any human-sized form."

"Tykki" scratches out her label and writes "Empror!" scratches it out again, and writes "Flyin Monkey!" She turns to you and smiles proudly.

"Yes, the Emperor, Jeffry, and every other Angel who ‘betrayed’ you was Tykki in disguise. You really underestimated her, the Emperor was no match for her at all. It was simple for her to kill him without you noticing, dumping his body in a grave outside. She had control over your Empire for centuries, perhaps it was a bad idea to leave such weak Angels out in the open? The Monkey was her too, I acted as the second. Originally it was supposed to be a Mountwyrm, but the transformation has some…unseen consequences. In the end, it ended up serving its purpose better, don’t you think? When I openly revived-I really had revived before that-whatever Void deal you made got you killed. That Jelly roll in my cell was Tykki too, of course. I don’t know why she was in that form, but it was the same one she used to attack Cim. Almost got him, too. The Stone Men were also me, though not Tykki unfortunately. I summoned a cheap army of lifeless puppets and had them pretend to follow you. They pulled up some cultist junk to wear all over themselves, setting off void radars and senses without having anything to do with the Void. The point was to get anger directed at you so I could kill you easily, I never suspected that you would end up killing yourself! It ended up being well spent essence. I don’t know what you thought you got from that, but in the end it didn’t help you at all. It only played into my hands even better than I had expected. Tykki killed you easily in the “DBP”, her sword easily overcoming the comparatively weak forces you were hoping to protect you. And your last and Final death? I just dressed up some shells as flying monkeys and had Tykki shoot you with them. It was all me and Tykki. In fact, most of the ‘misfortunes’ that befell you were caused by me. Not all of them, of course. For example I had nothing to do with the plague that wiped out so many humans. Why would I? I have practically been control of this empire for so long, it makes little sense to damage it. Now that you know how and why you died, it is time to finish you. Tykki, please, kill him one last time.”

"And did I mention I was totally Fusil?"

"Tykki" giggles and beats you with the gun.

Yaos has been struck down (perma)!

Ratu: "Also, Tykki did not rule for centuries. The Emperor's corpse was found to have a decomposition of weeks, not years."

"....Did Azem just kill Yaos?"

Ratu: "Azem would never kill Yaos! He was Yaos' best friend! He's the one entirely responsible for his very existence! He would never hurt Yaos and Yaos would never hurt him!"

(So what was with the colour change in the text? You swapped from red to black and this isn't the first time you've done it.)

[Andres]

Fusil's murder of Yaos is revealed to the world. Fusil-worship is officially banned within the Empire.

[Stirk]

Ratu leaves his host. The permakill sword would negate reincarnation anyway, no point in taking the boy with him.

Ratu: "It was Fusil that killed Yaos! Except for the suicide, he's been behind every single one of his deaths!. He was also responsible for the Stone Warriors who slaughtered scores of innocent Gruens and Mountwyrms! Considering that he was in charge of Dar-MA-Gome when he turned into a monster I'd say that nearly every bad thing since the universe began was Fusil's fault in the end. I recommend permanently sealing him and his angels away, if not outright killing them."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A Human woman with heavy makeup covered in knife-shaped stickers marked "FUSIL" with a musket also marked "FUSIL" with various dull knives marked "FUSIL" glued onto her clothing and a label marked "TYKKI" appears next to a jelly roll labeled "FUSIL."

"I am definitely... Tiki, by the way. Yes, definitely Tiki. Tiki. The jelly roll is definitely Fusil and not--He's Fusil, OK?"

The jelly roll begins speaking: "Good job as always, Tykki. Are you ready to kill Yaos off for the sixth and final time? What do you think, Yaos? No, I don’t expect you to respond. Ever again, really. It took a lot of effort to get you here. Orchestrating five deaths. Tykki had to put a lot of effort in to put you down. We did it mostly ourselves, too. I don’t remember the other Gods ever really helping me put you down, and despite what you think the Void had nothing to do with your deaths. It’s too bad it had to end like this. You started this when you had me arrested foolishly. Then killed me. I decided to return the favor. Before that, we got along fine. We could have kept that up if you were not so insane. I kept deciding to spare you, but you and your angels just had to keep antagonizing me. So here we are. "

"Tykki is the one who did most of the work. All I really did was point her in the right direction, and give her the powers needed to complete her mission, of course. A sword that could kill Gods, steal the souls of Angels, and change form with my blessing and her ability to change into any human-sized form."

"Tykki" scratches out her label and writes "Empror!" scratches it out again, and writes "Flyin Monkey!" She turns to you and smiles proudly.

"Yes, the Emperor, Jeffry, and every other Angel who ‘betrayed’ you was Tykki in disguise. You really underestimated her, the Emperor was no match for her at all. It was simple for her to kill him without you noticing, dumping his body in a grave outside. She had control over your Empire for centuries, perhaps it was a bad idea to leave such weak Angels out in the open? The Monkey was her too, I acted as the second. Originally it was supposed to be a Mountwyrm, but the transformation has some…unseen consequences. In the end, it ended up serving its purpose better, don’t you think? When I openly revived-I really had revived before that-whatever Void deal you made got you killed. That Jelly roll in my cell was Tykki too, of course. I don’t know why she was in that form, but it was the same one she used to attack Cim. Almost got him, too. The Stone Men were also me, though not Tykki unfortunately. I summoned a cheap army of lifeless puppets and had them pretend to follow you. They pulled up some cultist junk to wear all over themselves, setting off void radars and senses without having anything to do with the Void. The point was to get anger directed at you so I could kill you easily, I never suspected that you would end up killing yourself! It ended up being well spent essence. I don’t know what you thought you got from that, but in the end it didn’t help you at all. It only played into my hands even better than I had expected. Tykki killed you easily in the “DBP”, her sword easily overcoming the comparatively weak forces you were hoping to protect you. And your last and Final death? I just dressed up some shells as flying monkeys and had Tykki shoot you with them. It was all me and Tykki. In fact, most of the ‘misfortunes’ that befell you were caused by me. Not all of them, of course. For example I had nothing to do with the plague that wiped out so many humans. Why would I? I have practically been control of this empire for so long, it makes little sense to damage it. Now that you know how and why you died, it is time to finish you. Tykki, please, kill him one last time.”

"And did I mention I was totally Fusil?"

"Tykki" giggles and beats you with the gun.

Yaos has been struck down (perma)!

Ratu: "Also, Tykki did not rule for centuries. The Emperor's corpse was found to have a decomposition of weeks, not years."

"....Did Azem just kill Yaos?"

Ratu: "Azem would never kill Yaos! He was Yaos' best friend! He's the one entirely responsible for his very existence! He would never hurt Yaos and Yaos would never hurt him!"

(So what was with the colour change in the text? You swapped from red to black and this isn't the first time you've done it.)

".....Is this a joke? This godless abomination is accusing me of killing Yaos based on...that thing? Lets look at it this way. If it really was me, being the cause of every single one of Yaos's deaths, wouldn't I be able to do it in secret? If I was able to kill him in secret, why would I put my name on it so literally? That is fairly obviously not me, or Tykki. There is literally a jelly roll saying this, for Fusil's sake!'

[Andres]

(GM said that it's possible to spend enough Essence to do it in secret, so yeah.)

[Stirk]

(GM said that it's possible to spend enough Essence to do it in secret, so yeah.)

(....That was my point?)

[IcyTea31]

"While I would want to believe Fusil's guilt, that story doesn't add up completely. He simply cannot have done everything described without me noticing."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Azem: The cheering continues as everyone begins fighting! A diamond Gem Dragon seems to be almost effortlessly kicking away various participants.

Ratu explodes into a cloud of assorted colored dice!

Ratu has been struck down! (perma)

[Ambidextrous]

Kli listens to more prayers.

[IcyTea31]

"I performed some energy analysis. The one who killed Ratu was divine, very chaotic, and untouched by the Void. I also have not met the culprit, or I would be able to recognize the signature more exactly than those traits."

[LuckyKobold]

KI'Tork teaches the Kobolds how to tame exotic beasts,(Such as lions and so on.) Along with the knowledge of how to domesticate ordinary animals.
KI'Tork teaches the Kobolds how to brew alcohol from otherwise useless plants.
KI'Tork teaches the Kobolds how to ranch/herd Cattle.
KI'Tork Orders all of the Kobolds to build a citadel in the forest,The largest building is to  be a gigantic(By Kobold Standards)5 story tall 3000 ft by 3000 ft wooden cathedral/mess hall, If necessary KI'Tork teaches them advanced building tactics,KI'Tork also Orders the Kobolds to build a massive(4 ft tall,2 feet thick) wooden palisade surrounding the Citadel.
Order the Kobolds to fill the wilderness surrounding the Citadel with enough Booby Traps to make the Vietcong ashamed,Show them how to build Traps such as covered spike pits, An ordinary covered pit, Wooden Bear Traps, Crossbow traps from stolen weaponry and so on and so on.
Teach the Kobolds how to wage guerrilla warfare and the art of making lethal stone age weaponry.
Order the Kobolds to spend an hour every day praying to KI'Tork,Kobold Priests are to pray 6 hours a day, Tell them that any who pray more will be rewarded.Show the Kobolds how to make thousands of different recipes from the resources that they have available to them.
The Kobolds are to respect cooks above all other jobs except priesthood which is equal.
Tell The Kobolds to send Caravans and Missionary Priests to all corners of the globe.
Tell them that they can name the Citadel whatever.
KI'Tork Observes the fruits of his labors.
Tell my Non Kobold followers of the Citadel and Tell them that they can emigrate there if they wish,To those that don't I ask them to spread Satisfactionism(New Religion Name) To all Other peoples.
"Know they should be able to benefit the economy,Azem.
(BEFORE you guys freak out, realize that all I did was teach the Kobolds,which as far as I am aware is free,The Kobolds did the work themselves,and the Citadel is probably just gonna be nothing but tents and shacks for a few ticks,At least until I get around to creating Meat Plants, That is.)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

"While I would want to believe Fusil's guilt, that story doesn't add up completely. He simply cannot have done everything described without me noticing."

I have to agree, I doubt it was Fusil. Unless Fusil wanted us to think it couldn't possibly be Fusil, but Fusil is not cunning enough to do that. Also, that didn't sound like Tykki's voice, and the permakill weapon was a sword? (but that could change.)

Cim, now you should compare all the gods to that energy signature and we have the culprit. All the gods and angels.

What does that egg do anyways Fusil? Revive you?

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