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Author Topic: Tick 111: SGame Over (not the epilogue)  (Read 652515 times)

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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T66: Mnbrvcnp!
« Reply #4305 on: December 16, 2014, 11:21:49 pm »

"Joha seems to support giving them away, and Yaos supported giving them to Joha. We don't need to sue anyone over this."
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4306 on: December 16, 2014, 11:46:19 pm »

Tick 67: Fracture

"It is I, Nglezhrkerupuresnn'o, Emissary of Creation. I would like to remind you to avoid doing that. Who, you may ask, should avoid doing that? If you have to ask, you may ignore this broadcast."

Azem's tournament has started! Many brave or foolish heroes from throughout the land fight each other more or less haphazardly, resulting in numerous deaths. Currently in the lead are a hundred-bladed Armu, a Human with a white-painted face in colorful clothes with a seemingly endless sack of jelly rolls, and a diamond Gem Dragon who is currently taking a break selling the service of blade sharpening (often after having caused the dulling in the first place).

Yaos' remaining vessel has been eliminated by a bizarre duo that claim to be Fusil and Tykki in a leak of unknown origin. Ratu has also been slain and apparently converted into dice.

(Re color change: Artistic license or genuine mistake? You de(i)cide!)

Fusil worship has been banned in the Empire. The Human Council cowers and has sealed their chambers after removing all furniture and weapon-like items.

Kli:
Nervous Pilgrim: "I am entering this tree now. This may be the last you will hear from me."
Bored Child: "Why is playing gravitational dart ninjas no longer fun?"
Balanced Builder: "We have begun constructing a massive working set of bronze scales in the deep forest. May you bless our construction."

Kl'Tork has taught the Kobolds how to tame some exotic beasts, domesticate ordinary animals, herd cattle, fight asymmetrically, and make better weapons. They have learned how to brew Soporific Milk, which is both popular and addictive to the other races after experimenting with brewing. Kl'Tork has also added to Its worshippers' requirements and spread many different recipes and established the cooks as a priesthood. The Kobolds have begun to send caravans and missionaries out.

Kl'Tork has also commissioned the construction of a citadel in a foresti surrounded by traps. The Kobolds have begun working on it. There are currently almost no exclusive worshippers of Kl'Tork outside the Kobolds.

Rita seems to have been one of the seven Virtues. None of the gods seem to do enough genuine acts aligned with their virtues to be judged worthy of receiving a reward.

Neron has attempted and failed to read the minds of the colorful Virtues. [glow=black,2.300]Cassie seems to be particularly upset about this intrusion.

Darruth has granted the Seraphim attunement to Cosmic magic.

This update's constellations are the Hammer and Gravestone.

(Darruth: -8E)

Spoiler: Lawmode (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Deities (0) (click to show/hide)
The following players are in danger of being marked as inactive: Varee/Varee and Objective/Carmine.

Spoiler: Council rules (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Council proposals (1) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: New Proposals (1) (click to show/hide)

New players are always welcome. Sphere ideas this tick are Consolation, Labor, Air, and Strength.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4307 on: December 16, 2014, 11:53:57 pm »

Oppose 66.00.1
Support 66.00
Create the Cherubim and Chiracyx; Chiracyx are very hardy, which is something I had forgotten to mention. That and their shells are their most overpowering traits. Partially due to the armor(oh look sometimes it protects against radiation will you look at that)
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4308 on: December 16, 2014, 11:56:33 pm »

Kli:
Nervous Pilgrim: "I am entering this tree now. This may be the last you will hear from me."
Bored Child: "Why is playing gravitational dart ninjas no longer fun?"
Balanced Builder: "We have begun constructing a massive working set of bronze scales in the deep forest. May you bless our construction."
"This tree shall not harm you, I will be sure of that.
"Doing certain activities repeatedly makes things not fun after a while. Maybe try something new?"
Kli blesses the Builder's construction to be able to grant minor miracles to any follower of Balance. It begins to glow with Kli's aura.

Support 66.00, Abstain 66.00.1
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4309 on: December 17, 2014, 12:00:15 am »

Ah, yes, Yaos did have a will, I vaguely remember that...
And I don't recall saying that I supported either of those propositions, but that I was indifferent unless some better idea came up.
As such, oppose 66.00.1 and abstain from 66.00.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4310 on: December 17, 2014, 12:06:22 am »

Azem provides running commentary from his cloud of gold dust.

66.00: Oppose
66.00.1: Oppose
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4311 on: December 17, 2014, 12:08:39 am »

Oppose 66.00 and oppose 66.00.1.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4312 on: December 17, 2014, 12:11:00 am »

66.00: Support.
66.00.1: Oppose.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4313 on: December 17, 2014, 12:35:20 am »

Collect the dice.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4314 on: December 17, 2014, 02:50:59 am »

-snip-
« Last Edit: December 17, 2014, 03:04:44 am by Andres »
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4315 on: December 17, 2014, 02:56:50 am »

I pull out my trusty mustache-making-pen and fix the will's title.

'The Last Will and Testament of the most ^Lame and PatheticSupremely Excellent God whose Ultimately Divine Name is Yaos, Praise Her ^UglinessAwesomeness and Her ^ArroganceHumility and Forever Treasure Her as the God who could only be Killed. after Five SIX Attempts by Her cowardly and most crappiest opponent(s)'
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4316 on: December 17, 2014, 03:04:22 am »

(That wasn't supposed to release. My computer crapped up.)
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4317 on: December 17, 2014, 04:17:35 am »

Appearing before the council is an audio document titled 'The Last Will and Testament of Yaos, God of Humans and Ambition'.
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4318 on: December 17, 2014, 09:28:08 am »


"If you are the angels of goodness, kindness and stuff like that, what are you trying to hide?"
« Last Edit: December 17, 2014, 09:42:46 am by Ama »
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Re: Ye Gods [13+/999 players] IC: T67: Fracture
« Reply #4319 on: December 17, 2014, 10:27:54 am »

KI'Tork creates a dimensional afterlife plane called the Enldless Cavern,It is almost identical to an ordinary cavern,except that it is endless,has no predators and the prey animals are all 10 times as numerous and a tame to the point that they sacrifice themselves to kobolds.
Create A Massive Iron Cathedral where I had originally dedicated the wooden one to be built.
KI'Tork informs the kobolds of the endless caverns.
KI'Tork personally attempts to convince many influential chefs of lacking faith towards other deities to emigrate to the Citadel and worship him.
KI'Tork listens to prayers.
KI'Tork investigates the Citadel for Void/Other Deity Worshipers, He doesn't harm them yet if they are found.

"Cim,Now will you join me in a pantheon?"
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