Yaos transforms into his female self.
Golden Underking: "Praise Azem! Praise the miners! May they continue to bring us much gold from the depths!"
(*seethes with rage* I'm the one who bloody got them to dig deep in the first place! Graah!)
This update's dominant constellations are the Staff and Ship.
(Finally!)
The Archlawyer of Mankind goes with a generic angel to sue the Gem Dragons for stealing the Empires' shinies! (Since, IRL, I'm not a laywer, I don't have knowledge on much ancient on modern law, and I'm not magically enhanced by three different gods, I personally don't know how Lyle's going to solve the case, but I'm sure he can.)
The aurora over Keshan glow bright red, and it is anomalously stormy. Visions of unseen horrors afflict the magically gifted.
"Umm, guys? This looks really important. The Keshan Aurora is supposed to be about the future and it looks way too stormy to simply be about the war." :(Yaos reads the dreams of
multiple ALL of his magical followers to get a decent picture of what's going on.
"I am sick of our mortals falling under the influence of cults and such so easily! Perhaps, my brothers, there is something we can do to stop this. I propose we start a divine awareness campaign, warning people of the dangers of the void. We will distribute posters with clever slogans warning people of cults, have the playwrights perform public service announcements, and other public outcry against the void. Think of the children!"
"I'm going to Oppose this until you support Proposal 24.00 or until it gets passed. Why don't you just make some kind of god-powered anti-Void cannon? That would probably work better than some posters." X)Most of the human populace would very likely mistake null and the inquisition/their own god if this specific poster was used. We are goods. We could just send a prophetic, increadibly believable dream to every mortal on both worlds.
"How would they mistake the poster for me or the Inquisition? Neither of us are very shadowy after all." (Keep in mind that the Inquisition is more like
Men in Black rather than...well, the usual inquisitions. They're not secret police either, they're more like a combination of SWAT and the FBI. Their colours are red, yellow, and white when they're not doing undercover work.)
"And it isn't my fault the God of humans made his police force so sketchy, at the very least they might be goaded into behaving if they are constantly warned their god and his creepy inquisition are watching them."
"Hey! I don't make the police forces, that's the job for the kings!" D:< "Oh, you mean the Inquisition? How are they creepy? They don't look creepy to me." :/